"ode To Horror Brush"

Free verse Rhyme

Let us not make a fuss
About the horror brush
Knowing her, she surely didn’t cuss
Though she was blush
 
As the lips pucker
We shall know a sucker
O spit it out
Just  makes the gums so stout

Pearly white teeth
Still beneath
Give a smile of relief
I see my teeth

Makes me nearly tinkle,
Remembering the tube’s wrinkle
Spit all over the wall
`T is my call
 
Though I didn’t see it at all
 As the anonymous... sucker of pucker, spit on the wall
This is how it was told unto us all
Not toothpaste at all,... but hemorrhoids due call

Headlines do read, Sharks do feed!!

Shark liver oil, causing a recoil
Temporary relief, for hyped up teeth
Petrolatum 71.9 %,.... without even my mind’s consent
I applied the shrink,...to my gums, so pink

The Shire of the hour...... told this story..I am... sure
To keep us all from bore
Stored laughter, shark’s revenge, from shore to shore
Anonymous Gal,  please tell me more

11-6-09 johnmosesfreeman@yahoo.com

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 11/4/2023 7:51:00 AM
Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.
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Date: 5/6/2011 6:42:00 PM
ahahaha, this was a funny one to go back and find. A great revenge for the shark. WEll, I don't know about eating something that tastes like both ochra AND spinach . Neither one very appealing to me. haha. But anything fried up can be rather tasty!!
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Date: 3/24/2010 6:47:00 AM
This is very weird. A treatment for teeth then? With preparation H? YUK!! And did you fall for that? haha. Well, john, I don't mind being tagged, but not for the same poem again. haha. Thanks for commenting on my things. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 12/27/2009 5:06:00 PM
Made me laugh Moses, Gotta watch that hemorrhoid ointment man, that stuff will kill ya...Great write here, I really enjoyed it...
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Date: 11/14/2009 6:15:00 PM
I am lost here, John! I have to go back and read further. I see many links in the other poets' comments-it should be easy to unravel! Peace and love, Audrey
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Date: 11/12/2009 4:26:00 PM
goodness a real puzzler! is someone using prep H to get white teeth? LOL Light & Love oh silly one
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Date: 11/8/2009 8:21:00 PM
Very funny...I saw the "anonyous gal's" write...Enjoyed...Marty
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Date: 11/8/2009 5:44:00 PM
Anonymous gal ey? I'm sure the Shire will appreciate this tribute. I myself stuck with the nickname "The Visionary" based on the title of her poetry book. Thanks for the humorous pick me up Moses, I could use a laugh:)
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Date: 11/8/2009 2:58:00 PM
LOL! She'll get a kick out of this one. Very fun and witty dear John. Thanks for sharing and for your welcome comments.Needed good laugh today, ha! Love Light Patty
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Date: 11/8/2009 4:13:00 AM
John, Are you sure this is about an anonymous gal? LOL It was Biofreeze for me... a distasteful substitute for toothpaste.
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Date: 11/7/2009 11:37:00 PM
He he he ... This One's For Carolyn, Right ... Kudos for This Write ! (smile)... (Talk about the phrase ... 'Well, Spit It Out') ... Good One ... MoonBee
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Date: 11/7/2009 10:39:00 PM
Funny write. Some imagination you have. Thanks for sharing. Love and Blessings, Caroline.
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Date: 11/7/2009 6:56:00 PM
Moses, this is such a great ode to the our dear fellow Souper! Hugs, Donna
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Date: 11/7/2009 3:55:00 PM
Interesting Ode here and interesting thoughts put to pen. Keep writing if you can keep from laughing. Sara
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Date: 11/7/2009 2:47:00 PM
Sounds like u read Carolyn's poem about her horrible experience .. too cute and funny Moses.. glad u liked Izzy's piece.. am working on something special 4 U .. surprises are always fun, yes? thankxxx for being a wonderful friend.. your rhyming comments are G R E A T!!! Linda-Marie, P.E.P.S. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 11/7/2009 7:14:00 AM
John thank you for your kind words and comments today.rgds Brian
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Date: 11/6/2009 5:46:00 PM
A carry on, but such a wonderful and funny poem, mosses this was brilliant. Pam
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Date: 11/6/2009 5:17:00 PM
funny, thanks I needed a laugh!!
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Date: 11/6/2009 12:49:00 PM
Yes I will have to make this one of my favorites also. Put a smile on this old face of mine nice write. A. W. Nutter www.freewebs.com/abcedit
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Date: 11/6/2009 12:27:00 PM
It's in my faves now, John!
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Date: 11/6/2009 12:26:00 PM
Wow! Great poem, Moses! You did your research on the hemorrhoid cream, too. I just spit it into the sink (LOL). There have been breakins next door and several neighbors homes the past two nights. Been tied up dealing with investigating deputies. Do love this write, though! Love you, too! Carolyn
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