Obviously

OBVIOUSLY 
Obviously, the people who lived contemporary with dinosaurs were intelligent, 
and the footprints indicate that they were quite human as the large toe on 
primates is located closer to the heel to facilitate clinging to branches. 
    Doctor Hilton Hinderliter of Apollo Campus, Pennsylvania State University, 
studied the evidence presented at the Glen Rose, Texas, excavations and 
stated: "I would have to say that the belief in evolution is in a state of terminal 
illness but its death will only be admitted by a new generation of scientists 
whose minds have not been prejudiced by the type of education now prevalent in 
the nation's public schools, an education which starts with the belief that 
evolution has happened, which interprets all evidence according to that faith and 
which simply discards any evidence which cannot be fitted into the evolutionary 
framework' (Quoted with permission from Dinosaurs by Dr. Carl E. Baugh, 1987. 
Promise Publishing Co., Orange, CA92667). 
CHARLAX version 
Obviously these primates 
Are alcoholics because of the curvature of the toes the toes of a winoe curl up in 
his cowboy boots until his leather boots won't walk him anywhere this 
phenomenon is noted in the OVID manual as the winoe toe a rare medical 
condition known as poor old man syndrome. Some rare versions have been 
reported on the reservation as the Listerine syndrome this is because the 
Indians cannot use real alcohol as it costs real money so they shoplift large 
bottles of Listerine to get the WAMPUM going the winoes however have a 
problem getting money for more wine and so they panhandle it this is called 
panhandling. 
IN Better neighborhoods there is theft this is called stealing and it's done by 
everyone that drinks this is called alcoholism it is a very bad and strang disease. 
Thank you     Doctor Hilton Hinderliter for all your obverse reactionary 
observations. 
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