Obscure S Words
Sialoquent
This speaker is a renowned gent.
When calm, he is quite eloquent;
when excited, he’s sialoquent.
My advice to you may sound blunt:
wear a face shield if you sit down front.
tending to spray saliva when speaking
Snickersnees
Chocolate peanut candy lover Jimmy Gees
called a toll-free number for some Snickersnees.
Long-bladed knives arrived and made poor Jimmy sad.
Some bite-sized Snickers surely would have made him glad.
Snollygoster
You’re on the candidate roster.
Is it good change for all you foster.
or you a snollygoster?
Clever, unethical person
Scurryfunge
To clean this sticky, greasy grunge,
grab the cleaner, gloves, and sponge.
Plunge in for a scurryfunge.
quick clean-up
Date: May 19, 2020
Contest Title: And now for something completely different
Sponsor: John Lawless
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