O Henry-Successions

Henry, you tried and tried and tried —
turkey legs and beer kegs of great import*
Did they get between you and the ladies,
              many of those waiting...
You got your way,
but your seeds unharvested
               after 1603.

How fair these children of a greedy king —
Edward, Mary and Elizabeth.

Edward VI, king at nine,
lives to be fifteen —
a child the whole time.

Lady Jane Grey, not one of Henry’s kids
would be royally screwed
                 after nine days,
Mary grabbed the crown, as was her due.

Queen Mary I, like her dad, caused a beheading,
Grey would wish she hadn’t stepped on her toes.
Sobriquet, quite sobering, of Bloody Mary,
vilified in Foxe’s Actes and Monuments.

Elizabeth I, the Virgin Queen, after her sister dies
in 1558. Video et taceo — she sees but says nothing.

Perhaps better to keep your trap shut in the family vault
or die trying to try and try and try to one’s detriment.

11/2/2020

*concern
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Wolf Avatar
November 15, 2021 at 8:08 PM
Neither an O'Henry (chocolate) bar nor an O'Henry story with a twist... This Henry was just one good old 'Kwazy Woyal!' ~ Elmer Fudd
Rodrigues Avatar
November 16, 2021 at 5:44 AM
The best way to describe the crazy is with a cartoon jab…lol
Krutsinger Avatar
November 3, 2020 at 4:22 AM
"Lady Jane Grey, not one of Henry’s kids would be royally screwed" Poor thing, and then beheaded! What? I am now going to have to stop singing the song and read the history Kim.
Rodrigues Avatar
November 3, 2020 at 5:04 AM
Right?! Crazy people...
Buhagiar Avatar
November 3, 2020 at 2:10 AM
The line I prefer most is the Virgin Queen. Gave me a gig laugh knowing so much about her. :) ~~
Rodrigues Avatar
November 3, 2020 at 5:05 AM
Chuckling with you, my friend!
Watt Avatar
November 2, 2020 at 3:03 PM
Nice history lesson in poetry, Kim. I'm sorry to say this, but I'm going to be humming "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am" all day now!
Rodrigues Avatar
November 2, 2020 at 6:00 PM
LOL...love it, John!
Fowler Avatar
November 2, 2020 at 7:55 AM
Quite the historical write Kim. Love the last stanza! Linda
Rodrigues Avatar
November 2, 2020 at 8:42 AM
Thank you, Linda!
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