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Officer Dibble had seen more than most men Criminals and crime, again and again But the lady in the kitchen was the cream of the cake He felt like the rabbit, in front of the snake Captain he called. I have an angry old wife She shot dead her husband and stuck in him, a knife I said, why did you kill him, she said, hey listen cop He walked on the floor, that I just did mop Did you arrest her, no Captain, not yet Why not said the captain Because the floor is still wet.