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Nuclear Bombs For Sale

Brand new thermonuclear detonation devices for sale.
Fresh off the factory assembly line! 
A revolutionary feat of engineering that can carry up to 
10 warheads, each with a 5-megaton yield, in a compact,
portable design. 
Optional deluxe customization package available that 
increases the maximum payload to 20 warheads, each
delivering a 15-megaton yield.

If you have been waiting for a recreational detonation 
device that combines maximum yield with unparalleled
maneuverability, your wait is over!

Buy before December 31, 2017, and get an extra 
half dozen 5-megaton warheads, FREE!

A range of financing plans are also available to help you
realize your dream of owning a weapon of mass destruction! 

For prices, please go to www.recreationalbombs.com

Act now, while stocks last!

Notes:
1) Buyer eligibility is subject to a routine background check.
2) Mental health issues do not disqualify a person from
    owning, transporting, operating or launching a nuclear
    or thermonuclear detonation device.
3) If you have concerns about the legality of these devices,
    please be assured that your right to bear arms is
    guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the 
    United States Constitution. 
4) And remember: 
    BOMBS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE. 

- In memory of the La Vegas shooting victims –

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Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 10/29/2017 5:58:00 PM Hello Bernard this poem is different. This poem is powerful. have a nice evening my friend. Login to Reply Bernard Chan Date: 10/29/2017 8:40:00 PM Thanks a lot. Yes, it was written this way on purpose because I felt it was the best way to say what I wanted to say. You have a nice evening too, Darlene! :))

Silent One Date: 10/3/2017 5:50:00 AM Powerful write Bernard, and you have spoke much truth.. Login to Reply Bernard Chan Date: 10/3/2017 9:32:00 AM Thank you, Silent.