Nuclear Bombs For Sale

Brand new thermonuclear detonation devices for sale. Fresh off the factory assembly line! A revolutionary feat of engineering that can carry up to 10 warheads, each with a 5-megaton yield, in a compact, portable design. Optional deluxe customization package available that increases the maximum payload to 20 warheads, each delivering a 15-megaton yield. If you have been waiting for a recreational detonation device that combines maximum yield with unparalleled maneuverability, your wait is over! Buy before December 31, 2017, and get an extra half dozen 5-megaton warheads, FREE! A range of financing plans are also available to help you realize your dream of owning a weapon of mass destruction! For prices, please go to www.recreationalbombs.com Act now, while stocks last! Notes: 1) Buyer eligibility is subject to a routine background check. 2) Mental health issues do not disqualify a person from owning, transporting, operating or launching a nuclear or thermonuclear detonation device. 3) If you have concerns about the legality of these devices, please be assured that your right to bear arms is guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. 4) And remember: BOMBS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE. - In memory of the La Vegas shooting victims –