Nowadays
Eating grapes on the vine while being carried
was once a prime example of hedonism.
Only a king could live like that,
some fat guy with a crown of laurels,
a real Julius Caesar type.
In my room,
the storage spaces are as empty
as the amount of dirty laundry scattered about the floor is large.
On my desk:
assignments,
old plays,
empty notebooks,
drug paraphernalia,
music ranging from blues to punk in formats ranging from cd to record,
pills with my name on em’,
a black wool cap with holes in it,
a 10’ TV I never got working,
and my glass chess set
is broken on the ground beneath.
In the kitchen,
I run my finger lightly down my granite counter tops that dad bought me
creating a large mass of ash on my nail.
I blow what I can into the atmosphere
and save the rest for waking up tomorrow.
In my fridge,
I hold milk
and a large suckling pig with an apple in its mouth.
Occasionally I will bathe the pig in the milk
if that wasn't obvious.
A pig is good and all but I would never eat a whole pig.
I throw out the leftovers.
In my freezer,
I have TV dinners stacked to the brim.
All kinds I’m sure.
I like TV dinners because even though you gotta heat em’ up,
they last forever,
and they come with a tray.
You don’t have to use a paper plate.
You still have to use plastic utensils though.
I kind of consider myself a foodie,
I will eat a limb straight off of a living creature
if I see one large enough.
And what am I
but a typical
American,
college
grunt.
Copyright © Cole Mileaf | Year Posted 2016
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