David Welch Poet Rhyme

Not Hot Enough To Be That Crazy

You blocked traffic for a dance vid,
until the cop threatened the cuffs,
batted your eyes to deal with him,
then his words got rather tough.
You charmed a man to get free drinks,
were shocked when he didn’t bite,
complained online ’bout ‘how men are,’
commenters laughed half the night.

You’re not hot enough to be this crazy,
you’re not hot enough to be this daft,
you’re doing things only a ten can,
a seven can’t pull off stuff like that.
Looks only go so far,
don’t matter who you are…no,
you’re not hot enough to be that crazy,
the real world doesn’t put up with crap.

Put your bikini pics online,
tried to get money from simps,
then raved for the whole world to see
when some troll called you a blimp.
You declared that you were ‘poly,’
told your boyfriend to understand,
he left and those who came sniffing
were not close to ‘your type of man.’

You’re not hot enough to be this crazy,
you’re not hot enough to be this daft,
you’re doing things only a ten can,
a seven can’t pull off stuff like that.
Big fish in our small town,
but oceans drag you down...no,
you’re not hot enough to be that crazy,
the real world doesn’t put up with crap.

There is no use denying
hot girls can get away with things,
it’s something that they always trust,
to make a tool our of our lust.
And though this seems a brutal fact,
you’re really not equipped for that,
so find some common sense again,
or aim you show at ugly men!

You’re not hot enough to be this crazy,
you’re not hot enough to be this daft,
you’re doing things only a ten can,
a seven can’t pull off stuff like that.
I know it isn’t fair,
Double standards don’t care…no,
you’re not hot enough to be that crazy,
the real world doesn’t put up with crap.

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