Not a Turtle Soup

This Soup is not for turtles; it’s a very lively group.
No, we won’t be having turtles; it’s not a Turtle Soup.

So don’t  you hang around here if you move a bit too slow,
and those of you with “turtle” blood, you’ll need a cup of joe.

‘Cause you’ll have a lot of poets to keep up with, left and right.
And if you keep an eye out, you’ll catch bloggers in a fight.

You’ll post a poem, and on the list you’ll see its title there.
In half a day, you’ll look to see it’s vanished in thin air!

You’ll see a lot of contests and, if each time you get in,
you’ve done it at your health’s expense; your head will start to spin.

Don’t try to keep up with those poets posting crazily.
Just make a lot of comments and be “laid back” like P.D.!

And if you want to fit in here as if you’re family,
Then get to know sweet Carol and our own Linda-Marie.

But don’t be creepy crawling like a turtle in his shell.
You have to cruise the site and get to know each other well.

So just log on; breathe in, breathe out; get ready, set , now GO. . . 
The Hare will win it every time here; turtles are too slow!


For P.D.'s Contest: Turtle Soup
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 8/19/2010 9:50:00 PM
I knew it would do well Andrea. Congratulations on your 5th place win in this contest with your great entry. Love, Connie
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Date: 8/16/2010 8:44:00 PM
Congrats on the win, Andrea
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Date: 8/9/2010 9:20:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea on your win in (Destroyer((Poet's contest "Turtle Soup". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/8/2010 9:43:00 AM
congrats on your win with this lovely entry
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Date: 8/8/2010 6:58:00 AM
Congrats Andrea on your winning poem in P.D.'s turtle contest with this super creative and entertaining write my friend.. enjoy a happy Sunday and another victory..with luv..
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Date: 8/8/2010 6:24:00 AM
I so don't want to be a turtle here in the Soup ;) haha and I am soo happy you are not a turtle either-- Super congrats for your win with this witty witty piece Andrea!! Replied to your soupmail btw :) hugs. nikko :)
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Date: 8/8/2010 5:35:00 AM
Nice angle in your poem Andrea, many congrats on your win in PD's contest. Have a lovely Sunday >> James
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Date: 8/5/2010 1:06:00 PM
lol.true, this soup is not a place for slow pokes! some of us just need to speed it up a little.haha...(: ~Always&Forever
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Date: 8/5/2010 10:35:00 AM
What a delightful perspective, Andrea. Beware the Hare! Enjoyed your soupy tribute. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/5/2010 3:14:00 AM
Soupy Mail
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Date: 8/4/2010 5:18:00 PM
Andrea, Andrea ha ha lol,,, you used the whole name to skatdaddle out of my poem,,, funnier than your turtle poem..and my poem put together,,,p.d.
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Date: 8/4/2010 10:05:00 AM
Clever poem Andrea, cool uage of poets also. Good luck in the contest. May you win the Golden Ladle with this one >> James
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Date: 8/3/2010 11:01:00 AM
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Eebadah, eebadah, eebadah. Oooowwww! You've opened up the boiling can - trouble's in the air - tiny folk are running round - they's kick-ass everywhere. Love this stuff. Hey! Does this be "slam" poetry?
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Date: 8/3/2010 6:38:00 AM
I love your poem Andrea,very soupy,with or without turtles :)Celene!
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Date: 8/3/2010 5:53:00 AM
And like a true hare I'm sure you'll bound over the finish line in top spot with this one. It has the whole package. A great entry for the contest ~ Sharon :)
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Date: 8/3/2010 5:46:00 AM
This is real cute Andrea. Gosh I drive like a turtle too and miss half the contests because I am just too slow. This poem is sure to do well....
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Date: 8/3/2010 5:18:00 AM
Run Andrea Run. I see this in the lights. PD will like this I think. Thank you for the mention. Somedays I feel like a turtle though. Well stir the soup and lets see what comes to the top. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/3/2010 5:17:00 AM
hehe, I really enjoyed this witty entry of yours Andrea, all the best, luv from a nice and sunny Cape Town
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Date: 8/2/2010 10:20:00 PM
Great write and a clever take on the contest. I am sure you're headed for the winner's circle. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/2/2010 10:17:00 PM
btw thanks again for all your sweet comments :D they never fail to make me smile ^_^
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Date: 8/2/2010 10:16:00 PM
haha I was chuckling as I read this witty piece Andrea!! Really loved your idea here, haha now hmm am I a turtle or not?? I cuold so relate to that 5th couplet though-- super enjoyed this one Andrea, glad you were able to write one :)-- hugs nikko :)
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Date: 8/2/2010 9:16:00 PM
Yes I meant to say thankxxx ...my eyelids are at half mast too.. and my back is in agony... one weekend without Ron and I have back problems..go figure? haha.. really nice of u to mention a few of us 'turtles"..haha..luv..
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Date: 8/2/2010 8:58:00 PM
Wonderful Andrea.. I just luv your couplet lines.. good luck as I am sure P.D. will also flip over it too.. excellent my friend..with luv..
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Date: 8/2/2010 8:48:00 PM
:D Very clever and I've taken close note- I'll take the advice given and try not to be a turtle here. It is a bit confusing at first. This is very enjoyable, so well done. Best wishes, kris
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Date: 8/2/2010 8:32:00 PM
good one, loved it
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