Normal To Poop Your Pants

Told my 4 year old, it's normal to poop your pants He's still laughing, as I hold my crotch and do a little dance Mean you, you little smart ass Gave his head a good whack Might have made him smarter than me perchance
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February 15, 2018 at 1:19 PM
Dear Jack ... you have a 4 year old??? Now THAT is more amazing than anything. Perhaps this is what keeps you so young!!!
Ellison Avatar
February 15, 2018 at 2:29 PM
In my dreams... those days are looooooong gone!!! LOL Good afternoon dear Judith!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox
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February 15, 2018 at 9:55 AM
Well you'd save a fortune on toilet paper I suppose Jack.
Ellison Avatar
February 15, 2018 at 10:41 AM
Still learning... lol!!!
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February 15, 2018 at 9:16 AM
Lol! Good morning dear Jack! xomo
Ellison Avatar
February 15, 2018 at 10:39 AM
Good Morning Miss Ottawa!!! Nice and mild today eh!!! Lovesies,Happy Jack xoxox
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February 15, 2018 at 6:40 AM
Now that is bad advice Jack lol..
Ellison Avatar
February 15, 2018 at 7:23 AM
YES you MUST follow your own advise in MOST cases!!! LOL
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