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No Way Known

My ex-wife thought I was being funny,
when I proposed again calling her honey.
All she had to say,
was ‘never; no way!’
She believed I’m just after my money.

humorouslimerick

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Phyllis Babcock

Date: 3/14/2020 11:56:00 AM

Had me chuckling on this one. Think Al would love this one as he says-- you sure did not marry me for my money. lol love phyl

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2020 11:43:00 PM

Hello Phyllis ... money does have a way of influencing decisions at times - thanks again Phyllis - Lindsay

Paul Schneiter

Date: 2/23/2020 2:53:00 PM

Simply superb, Lindsay, for anybody's money. Have you noticed that this verse is in the list of best new poems? It certainly deserves to be there. Hugs, Paul

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/2/2020 10:20:00 PM

Hello Paul … once again thank you for reading and commenting. Until I read your comment I had no idea about being on the list - thanks Paul - Lindsay

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 2/14/2020 3:12:00 PM

A giggle with this one Lindsay. love phyl

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 7:27:00 PM

Hello Phyllis … certainly the thinking does either make you wonder or chuckle in disbelief - thanks Phyllis - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 2/11/2020 12:20:00 AM

LOL Lindsay, you have a sense of humor on Poetry soup second to none.. Blessings my friend, Jennifer.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/18/2020 7:26:00 PM

Hello Jennifer … what makes me happiest is putting a smile on readers faces. Thanks for your kind comment Jennifer - Lindsay

Heidi Sands

Date: 2/8/2020 1:15:00 PM

I agree, that last line is funny and I laughed at this one :)

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:41:00 PM

Hello Heidi … glad you got a chuckle out of this limerick of mine Heidi - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/6/2020 5:37:00 PM

haha. good last line there!!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:40:00 PM

G'day Andrea … pleased you got a giggle out of this bit of silliness Andrea - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

Date: 2/5/2020 11:04:00 PM

What a GREAT limerick, Lindsay. That last line is especially clever. Janice

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:38:00 PM

Hello Janice … I'm pleased that you think limerick is clever Janice. I wonder if this thinking really happens - catch you later Janice - Lindsay

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/4/2020 7:35:00 PM

Fantastic Limerick Lindsay! xxoo

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:33:00 PM

Hello Connie … I'm pleased you enjoyed this my piece of silliness Connie - Lindsay

Quoth Theraven

Date: 2/2/2020 5:21:00 PM

Lindsay Laurie, Such a fun poem in this proposal. The lawyers hope you get back together. -Richard

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:31:00 PM

Thank you Quoth … it's usually the lawyers who end up with the finances - catch you soon Quoth - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/1/2020 6:35:00 PM

BEST limerick of the month! Well done! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:29:00 PM

G'day Rico … is it money of love that's a winner. Appears there's no winner for this poor bloke - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/1/2020 4:55:00 PM

Haha money the root of all evil. Tom

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:27:00 PM

Hello Tom … the scheming never stops in some people when a pound is involved - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 2/1/2020 4:33:00 PM

Absolutely hilarious lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/8/2020 5:24:00 PM

Hello Jan … glad you saw the funny side in this last ditch plea - thanks Jan - Lindsay

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