No Stoat In the Boat

We were bobbing on the ocean in our tiny pea green boat
The pussycat, the owl and me were many days afloat
With hunger in the belly and a dryness in the throat
The owl winked at the pussycat and said lets take a vote

The owl then looked at me and said we do not mean to gloat
But pussycat and I agree that lunch today is Stoat
Feel free to take a moment to leave those you love a note
And then we’ll make it really quick when we peel off your coat

I told them that the story goes that they wont meet a goat
A turkey and a pig, I said, will come along as wrote
That pig will take a shilling or perhaps a measly groat
To help you cook the turkey which will make our tummies bloat

That’s the version of this tale I wish I could promote
The chances of it going that way were, it seems, remote
For no stoat gets a mention, not in paraphrase nor quote
And so it seems that poor old me got well and truly smote
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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June 2, 2023 at 10:14 PM
True Terry humour l love so much! Fun, cute and made me giggle!….Debx
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June 6, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Glad you enjoyed, Deb. Not sure what made me think of a stoat in a boat, but once I had, it had to become a thing!
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May 31, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Terry, cute story my friend. Soup mail
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June 1, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Thanks, Eve. Glad you enjoyed . Terry
Bauer Avatar
May 30, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Charming and delightful, Terry! Love it!
Flood Avatar
June 1, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Thanks, Ilene. Had no story of my own so I purloined someone else’s ;-)
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May 30, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Lol, love the humour Terry, just back from a Norwegian cruise and hand on heart didn't see a stoat on the boat. Met Anne-Lise in Haugesund, a great experience. Hope you're keeping well. Tom
Cunningham Avatar
June 1, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Lol, I've been on it a few times, red funnel if my memory serves me right. Glad you had an enjoyable tome at the Albert.
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June 1, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Thankyou, Tom. Been on my travels too! Nipped across the Solent to visit the Albert Hall to see Sparks… FOUR AND A HALF HOURS on the M25…. Got to the concert with minutes to spare. But BOY was it worth it. So if you count the Isle of Wight ferry, we’ve both been on a cruise!
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May 29, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Quite the story Terry, sounds like trouble on that little boat, nicely written :)
Flood Avatar
June 1, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Thanks, Hat. I think I snuck past the plagiarism police… narrowly!
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