No One's Favorite Color

I can't think of anything duller than brown, no one's favorite color Who wears a brown-colored suit Must be a curmudgeony old coot Search high and low for slacks that are brown You won't find them in any store in town And when did you last see a fine brown hat? ---on a soldier for camouflage in the midst of combat? Yet when selecting a new dining room set Deep, rich brown is your very best bet