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No More Bawdiness

Okay gonna clean up my act from this day forth No more bawdiness, no talk of prosties of course There once was this pretty whore Oops, think I promised, I even swore Well one more time or I'll poop myself heretofore

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John Lawless

Date: 6/29/2018 7:04:00 AM

WELL JACK .... IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT "YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD LIMERICK NEW TRICKS"

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/29/2018 7:31:00 AM

Not true... got lotsa stuff but some's unprintable!!! LOL

Silent One

Date: 6/29/2018 5:50:00 AM

You can't help yourself Jackie... Lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/29/2018 6:35:00 AM

Are you saying I can't reform? Heard there are pills I can take but they're so damn expensive!!! They're called, "anti-bawd" pills but the can have serious side-effects like death! LOL

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/28/2018 8:51:00 AM

Bit of bawdiness but don't cross the line,or soup police will have you, good morrow Jack.

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/28/2018 8:55:00 AM

I have an in with them... they promised me extra leeway!!! Methinks it's my charm!!! YEE HAW!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 6/28/2018 7:34:00 AM

Heh heh. Don't set yourself up for disappointment ;p xomo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/28/2018 7:48:00 AM

Well okay then... I'll reconsider! There once was a sweet young lass It had something to do with her ass Quite a gorgeous mirage Made me mess my garage Any thrill in the past, it surpassed XOX

Roy Pett

Date: 6/28/2018 5:49:00 AM

No more bawdiness, no no life wouldn’t be worth living, don’t change I need my daily fix my friend.

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/28/2018 5:55:00 AM

Well okay then but if the powers that be try to shut me down, I'll refer them to you, my friend!!! Do you have a lot of influence here???