Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

No More Bawdiness

Okay gonna clean up my act from this day forth
No more bawdiness, no talk of prosties of course
There once was this pretty whore
Oops, think I promised, I even swore
Well one more time or I'll poop myself heretofore

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John Lawless June 29, 2018 at 7:04 AM WELL JACK .... IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT "YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD LIMERICK NEW TRICKS" Jack Ellison June 29, 2018 at 7:31 AM Not true... got lotsa stuff but some's unprintable!!! LOL

Silent One June 29, 2018 at 5:50 AM You can't help yourself Jackie... Lol Jack Ellison June 29, 2018 at 6:35 AM Are you saying I can't reform? Heard there are pills I can take but they're so damn expensive!!! They're called, "anti-bawd" pills but the can have serious side-effects like death! LOL

Tom Cunningham June 28, 2018 at 8:51 AM Bit of bawdiness but don't cross the line,or soup police will have you, good morrow Jack. Jack Ellison June 28, 2018 at 8:55 AM I have an in with them... they promised me extra leeway!!! Methinks it's my charm!!! YEE HAW!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 28, 2018 at 7:34 AM Heh heh. Don't set yourself up for disappointment ;p xomo! Jack Ellison June 28, 2018 at 7:48 AM Well okay then... I'll reconsider! There once was a sweet young lass It had something to do with her ass Quite a gorgeous mirage Made me mess my garage Any thrill in the past, it surpassed XOX

Roy Pett June 28, 2018 at 5:49 AM No more bawdiness, no no life wouldn’t be worth living, don’t change I need my daily fix my friend. Jack Ellison June 28, 2018 at 5:55 AM Well okay then but if the powers that be try to shut me down, I'll refer them to you, my friend!!! Do you have a lot of influence here???