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No More Bawdiness

Okay gonna clean up my act from this day forth
No more bawdiness, no talk of prosties of course
There once was this pretty whore
Oops, think I promised, I even swore
Well one more time or I'll poop myself heretofore

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018

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John Lawless Date: 6/29/2018 7:04:00 AM WELL JACK .... IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT "YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD LIMERICK NEW TRICKS" Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/29/2018 7:31:00 AM Not true... got lotsa stuff but some's unprintable!!! LOL

Silent One Date: 6/29/2018 5:50:00 AM You can't help yourself Jackie... Lol Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/29/2018 6:35:00 AM Are you saying I can't reform? Heard there are pills I can take but they're so damn expensive!!! They're called, "anti-bawd" pills but the can have serious side-effects like death! LOL

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/28/2018 8:51:00 AM Bit of bawdiness but don't cross the line,or soup police will have you, good morrow Jack. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/28/2018 8:55:00 AM I have an in with them... they promised me extra leeway!!! Methinks it's my charm!!! YEE HAW!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/28/2018 7:34:00 AM Heh heh. Don't set yourself up for disappointment ;p xomo! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/28/2018 7:48:00 AM Well okay then... I'll reconsider! There once was a sweet young lass It had something to do with her ass Quite a gorgeous mirage Made me mess my garage Any thrill in the past, it surpassed XOX

Roy Pett Date: 6/28/2018 5:49:00 AM No more bawdiness, no no life wouldn’t be worth living, don’t change I need my daily fix my friend. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 6/28/2018 5:55:00 AM Well okay then but if the powers that be try to shut me down, I'll refer them to you, my friend!!! Do you have a lot of influence here???