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No Matter How You Slice It

Where to cut it? It all depends. If you take too much off the ends, you will waste a lot of money. This vegetable's expensive honey - but if you err the other way, you'll be chewing half the day. Make a decision. Have some guts. Where to slice asparagus?

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Date: 1/27/2025 9:27:00 PM
Cute David!
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David Crandall
Date: 1/28/2025 7:05:00 AM
Thanks Karen!
Date: 1/27/2025 6:52:00 PM
Just don’t chop off a finger…lol
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David Crandall
Date: 1/27/2025 7:19:00 PM
It's been several months since I cut my fingers chopping vegetables - uh oh, hope I didn't jinx it.
Date: 1/27/2025 4:32:00 PM
Funny riddling rhyme, David!
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David Crandall
Date: 1/27/2025 4:46:00 PM
Thanks David!
Date: 1/27/2025 3:09:00 PM
LOL. We just break it in half. Good read
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David Crandall
Date: 1/27/2025 4:45:00 PM
I got confused, because I think the asparagus I got from the store already had the end cut off, so then I tried to cut off even more when I didn't have to. I think I was overthinking it...as usual - lol.

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