No Mans Land

A brand new development for you and me A gated community you just have to see. Situated on the plains of deep despair A rocky road will lead you there. Surrounded by lovely weeping willows Beautiful vistas of the sea of sorrows. So if you are feeling down and out This community is what it's all about. The school of hard knocks will teach you well The Drown your Sorrows pub is really swell. And should you crave some company Why down the street lives Lady Misery. Soliciting is certainly not allowed in here Opportunity won't come knocking, have no fear. Undesirable tenants were the ladies Luck and Hope Fortunately for us they decided to elope. The restaurants will only serve the bitter pill Of humble pie and crow, you can have your fill. For sport we do have plenty of space Feel free to enjoy our weekly rat race. So if you feel depressed and without hope Why we offer bungi jumping without a rope. We have taken great care as you can see To offer our tenants every possible amenity. So if life has turned its back on you If you have nothing to lose and feeling blue. Consider buying your very own stand In this community called No Mans Land.