No Luz,No Light

No Luz (No Light)

We were sitting in a Spanish restaurant,
A strange place, but oh so elegant.
We ordered our meal, but much to my disgust,
The call of nature came, and I thought my bladder would bust.
‘Donde esta los servicicos? I asked,
The beautiful senora, as she raced passed.
'Aqui mismo,' she pointed to the far wall.
‘Gracias’ I replied, and I tried not to fall.
The sangria had built up to an alarming height,
I staggered to the door, but oh what a fright.
No light could I find to light my way in,
And as I closed the door, my foot kicked a bin.
Was it automatic I thought -  really quiet quick,
But no the door closed, and there was no welcoming click.
I opened the door ‘Senora, no luz can I find.’
She didn’t hear me, or ignored me for the gorgeous bloke behind.
I closed the door, and in darkness I sat,
My hands searching round, for this and for that.
No tissue, no taps, but Ouch! What was that?
As I banged my knee, on the wall where I sat.
The loo was small, the smallest I had ever seen,
But at least I felt better - when I had been.
I returned to the table, my husband looked at me,
‘Is everything ok?’ I wondered what he could see.
‘Senora no luz’ I said in my best Spanish,
And I pointed to the door, over the paella dish.
‘No luz, you are sure?’ She looked quiet alarmed,
As she reached to the door, and extended her arm.
She pushed the square box on the wall by the side,
And the light shone brightly, and she looked inside.
‘Senora Mirar, look here with me.’
La luz is alight, as you can plainly see.
Embarrassed I was, but at least I did not frown,
As she picked up the trail of tissue hanging down.
It was caught up in my clothing, near the middle somewhere,
And I had dragged it across the restaurant, right back to my chair.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Horsman Avatar
March 11, 2014 at 5:47 PM
just back reading an oldie,,,,,,like this very much wonderful humour Mandy,,dont know how i would have handled that one,,,
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November 9, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Dear Mandy, Thanks for the chuckle I was a teacher of Culinary Arts and many times I took the students out to eat and this happenedto Liz I redden when she came back to the table with a tissue trail Following her Superb Write LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
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September 14, 2012 at 5:23 AM
can't take you anywhere? another wonderful story from you, Mandy a question? have you ever written before coming here to soup????????
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
September 14, 2012 at 5:35 AM
no harry my first poem was about Aug last year I was fed up with my poor son sending in CV after CV for jobs to find they weren't there and I wrote a poem called Press Now To Upload you CV and the rest as they say is history xx
Brown Avatar
November 7, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Holiday Poem"contest Mandy. Love, Carol
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November 8, 2011 at 6:20 AM
Thanks Carol xx
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November 5, 2011 at 10:18 PM
MANDY ;-) CONGRATULATIONS, thank you for supporting my contest... I'm just dropping by to give everyone a warm congratulations and gratitude from the heart. ((you may get this comment more than once, if you entered more than one of my contest this week)) Have a wonderful weekend, GOD BLESS,..p.d.
Sweetheart Avatar
November 5, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Congrats Mandy on another amazing win with this outstanding holiday poetry luv..
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 6, 2011 at 4:29 AM
Gosh thanks youare so kind xx
Taylor Avatar
November 5, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Congrats, Mandy. Awesome write. Excellent. Enjoyed. Nice going, girl Kudos. Best to you and yours. luv Ralph
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 5, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Thankyou ralph what lovely words . Love to you and yours xx
Lane Avatar
October 26, 2011 at 4:59 AM
Ah the splendor and romance of Spain. Tony
Wood Avatar
October 26, 2011 at 2:29 AM
love it!! laughed my head off!!. this is my kind of poetry. xx
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