No Immunity For Trumpeting Donkey Kong

The wheels of justice might turn slow, but...fear not those Dom (men knows) minions defrauding decent folks...THUS We (the Gods/Goddesses of Olympus) interrupt this regularly scheduled pro gram to deliver urgent unanimous verdict... Telegram Spake Reportage...Justice handed down from court of King Crimson... NO “FAKE” vaccinated exception, exoneration, edict decrees corruption, collusion breached, Boyscout apprenticeship annulled antithetical American aggrandizing Aegis.. presidential Pillsbury doughboy, who haint nothing butta zealous wantonly terrifying questing quack psychopathic puissant mailer daemon; earmarked legal writs excusing and/or recusing himself, and his denizen, nee army practicing vanity, thuggery, pernicious perjury, ornery odious obloquy, noxious notorious nincompoop narcissism, muckraking manhandling malodorous majority, lewdly lecherous, larcenous knave, knowingly kickstarting jabbering jackanapes, impertinently impeach-ably impeccably impiously impudent, hoodwinking haughtily, gum-shun grubbing, groping, fondling females, exploiting exemptions, expunging executive excruciatingly, excellently ersatz erected, egregiously delightfully crotch clamping chicanery, commander in (Mis)chief, bonanza axed...Effective immediately! A more qualified individual, or any other livingsocial creature sought for present vacancy of PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES ASAP!