No Class

On a mountain pass
A passing ass
Ate some grass
Causing gas
As bold as brass
The riding lass
Told the flatulent ass
You have no class




This is intended to be monorhyme, where I live all the ending words have hard 'a' as in gas
of course if you are in the south of the UK this won't work at all because of your sissy 
soft 'ah's :)
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Guzzi Avatar
July 20, 2010 at 3:11 PM
LOL..now now no picking on the Brit's...a bit of arse can always get a laugh! THANKS! Light & Love
Dietrich Avatar
June 26, 2010 at 9:21 PM
hahaha here is the answer to my first question I asked you! You ARE in the UK!! And don't worry. THESE all rhymed for me. We are not sissies in the midwest and mountain areas of the US!
Sweetheart Avatar
June 11, 2010 at 6:52 AM
This is quite good Nick and good luck in the contest.. luv this little story .. happy weekend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
White Avatar
June 11, 2010 at 4:54 AM
It is so classic- like the world cup rivalry
Kelly Avatar
June 11, 2010 at 4:54 AM
Well done , Nick . Put me right off my baked beans as I don't want to be like the assss . Tks for your kind comments and write onnnn ..
Brown Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 11:45 AM
It was a pleasure to read your poetry this afternoon Nick. Wishing you another day filled with inspiration. Love, Carol
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