No Class

On a mountain pass
A passing ass
Ate some grass
Causing gas
As bold as brass
The riding lass
Told the flatulent ass
You have no class




This is intended to be monorhyme, where I live all the ending words have hard 'a' as in gas
of course if you are in the south of the UK this won't work at all because of your sissy 
soft 'ah's :)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 7/20/2010 3:11:00 PM
LOL..now now no picking on the Brit's...a bit of arse can always get a laugh! THANKS! Light & Love
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Date: 6/26/2010 9:21:00 PM
hahaha here is the answer to my first question I asked you! You ARE in the UK!! And don't worry. THESE all rhymed for me. We are not sissies in the midwest and mountain areas of the US!
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Date: 6/11/2010 6:52:00 AM
This is quite good Nick and good luck in the contest.. luv this little story .. happy weekend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 6/11/2010 4:54:00 AM
Well done , Nick . Put me right off my baked beans as I don't want to be like the assss . Tks for your kind comments and write onnnn ..
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Date: 6/11/2010 4:54:00 AM
It is so classic- like the world cup rivalry
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Date: 6/10/2010 11:45:00 AM
It was a pleasure to read your poetry this afternoon Nick. Wishing you another day filled with inspiration. Love, Carol
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