No Bones About It

She’s taken to eating the people The bones have all lost their allure I’m uncertain the sudden attraction And less so, the path to a cure The dollhouse is going to need ramps ‘Cuz none of these people can walk I found a chewed leg on the front lawn It came as a bit of a shock The upside is that we’re not ableist Or that’s what the children report But Dollmer is blitzen the yard now Her poo’s filled with parts of all sorts