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No Bones About It

She’s taken to eating the people
The bones have all lost their allure
I’m uncertain the sudden attraction
And less so, the path to a cure

The dollhouse is going to need ramps
‘Cuz none of these people can walk
I found a chewed leg on the front lawn
It came as a bit of a shock

The upside is that we’re not ableist
Or that’s what the children report
But Dollmer is blitzen the yard now
Her poo’s filled with parts of all sorts

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 12/3/2022 6:02:00 PM
Poor Ken and Barbie!
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Date: 12/3/2022 4:27:00 PM
Oh dear! Sounds like a real problem.
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