Newsing and Boozing

There's a virus going around And people getting sick Some are even dying From a germ, that they can't kick There's an asteroid, it's flying on it's undetected path Aiming for the earth To just unleash its wrath chorus There's a million things they tell you, design to cause you fear So, just relax and have another beer There are terrorist, they say, came home to roost Others over seas are busy buying Nukes The end of the world, could be happening today If it isn't now, it's likely on it's way chorus There's a million things they tell you, design to cause you fear So, just relax and have another beer