Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Limerick

Newsflash - Rudolph Demoted

Claus chose Vixen to lead his sleigh this year.

   Rudolph was assigned to bring up the rear.

      Vixen was promoted;

         Rudy was demoted,

            Since he was sozzled and too drunk to steer!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Contest
(8 December 2018)

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Curtis Moorman December 19, 2018 at 8:01 PM Bob, I guess we two old GIs saw so many guys like Rudolph that we can spot one a mile away. I'm just grateful that I'm 'back in the lead and didn't get demoted before I quit'. 11 January 2019 marks 37 years of being 'back in the lead'. Congrats on your well deserved win! Robert L. Hinshaw December 20, 2018 at 1:26 PM Glad you are remaining in the lead, dear friend. Thank you for your kind words, support and encouragement. Bob

Charles Messina December 18, 2018 at 5:22 AM LOL- Well done, Robert. Congratulations on your win. Charlie

Eve Roper December 17, 2018 at 9:08 PM Congratulations, Robert,on your win. hahaha it was a very entertaining limerick! May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas ... Hugs Eve Robert L. Hinshaw December 18, 2018 at 12:18 PM Thank you so much Eve for your always kind comments and support. The very best to you and your family as you celebrate the Christmas Season - Bob

Jan Allison December 17, 2018 at 4:19 PM Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin December 17, 2018 at 4:08 PM Robert, I enjoyed this cute and funny limerick, congratulations on your placement in the contest!

Vladislav Raven December 15, 2018 at 6:08 PM Hi Robert, loved the limerick, laugh, I almost fell off the seat. Maybe he'll be back in his place if he goes to AA. Have a wonderful weekend.....Mike.

Lindsay Laurie December 10, 2018 at 9:50 PM G'day Bob … Rudolph better stay off the grog then Bob, or he'll find himself Rudolph the brown nose reindeer - thanks once again Bob - Lindsay

Carolyn Devonshire December 8, 2018 at 9:20 PM LOL It's almost like changing quarterbacks on the football field. Poor Rudy needs to lay off the sauce if he wants to take the lead again. Very funny entry for the contest, Bob. Surely a winner! Hugs, Carolyn

Ilene Bauer December 8, 2018 at 7:13 PM ha! it's about time vixen got to lead! i love this, bob! Robert L. Hinshaw December 8, 2018 at 8:45 PM Thank you Ilene - glad you enjoyed. Welcome back to the old US of A. I kept up with your travels via your poems along the way and sounds like you had a grand time. Happy Hanukkah to you and your family - Bob

Arthur Vaso December 8, 2018 at 6:10 PM LOL so funny! loved this!

Jan Allison December 8, 2018 at 5:36 PM Very witty limerick bob you made me Lol ofcorse we know rudolphs problem is too much sherry that's why his nose is so red :-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham December 8, 2018 at 4:52 PM Nice one Robert, I blame the parents leaving those glasses of whiskey lol. Good luck. Tom. Robert L. Hinshaw December 8, 2018 at 6:47 PM Tom, I hadn't thought of that but could be true. We may find out Rudolph is a secret imbiber after all these years! Thanks for dropping by - Bob