News From the Barnyard

It was morning in the barnyard, and no breakfast could be found
Fred Rooster and his brood of hens, pecked clean the barren ground
The morning air was misty, with dark and cloudy skies
Across a busy highway, with traffic whizzing by
There were fertile fields just planted, with seedlings in fine rows
So they flapped their wings and feathers flew, they made the dash, somehow!

"YUM!" said Fred the Rooster, as he watched the brood confirm..
"First come, first serve"....he would declare, "Early birds will get the worms!"

Miss Rhoda Red was late to rise...so occupied while in her nest
Too late to fetch some breakfast, she far behind all the rest
She cackled out to all her friends..."I'm as whooped as I can be"....
I laid a whopper, and I'm exhausted!.....It took so much from me!!
I huffed and I puffed, I grunted hard, and pushed out such a load
T'was the biggest egg I ever laid....I thought I would explode !"

"Cock a doodle do, a good old egg are you! " ...
"Cross over here, my darlin' Red....your tummy will be fed!"
So happy now, her whopper laid, and since she'd shed that load
With room to spare, starved like a bear.... 

That's why the chicken crossed the road!




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Dietrich Avatar
November 20, 2014 at 10:48 PM
very cute, and that ending was a zinger. congrats, Carrie. great imaginative one.
Meier-Hans Avatar
November 19, 2014 at 12:03 PM
Cute story Carrie. I really enjoyed it. Congratulations on your win.
Yvonne Avatar
November 17, 2014 at 9:31 PM
Congratulations on your first place win with this good news story finally answering that age old question.
Parker Avatar
November 17, 2014 at 6:09 PM
congratulation on your win..next time could you pick a different name than Fred..Frederic..alas Fred
Allison Avatar
November 17, 2014 at 5:53 PM
this made me giggle Carrie - many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Smith-Johnsen Avatar
March 20, 2010 at 6:21 AM
Hi My Poet Friend, after the judging was complete for my contest, I decided to search for your poem (to see who wrote it) so I could tell you personally that I really appreciated you for supporting my contest. I feel sad when I have to leave poems out...and really sad when I find out that it was someone whose work I enjoy reading. Picking winners is VERY DIFFICULT! (All of the entries were so good!) Lovingly, Dane Ann
Owens Avatar
March 10, 2010 at 11:12 PM
This is so funny... a good laugh before bed...Good luck in the contest...Marty
Ryerson Avatar
March 9, 2010 at 5:38 PM
I'm rockin' and rollin' and gigglin', Carrie!...So now we know the answer to the famous question, huh? I always wondered...Tim
Foulk Avatar
March 9, 2010 at 1:51 PM
this one brought a smile. a very clever and funny poem. thank you for reading my erika renee and for your comment
Loving Iii Avatar
March 9, 2010 at 1:43 PM
tis why the chicken crossed the road. hmmmmm. jhl
Kelly Avatar
March 7, 2010 at 10:46 AM
And the winner is ...... Carrie , this has to be in there : Clever witty / rhyming piece ...
Fraser Avatar
March 7, 2010 at 9:55 AM
What an absolute joy to read, it had me hooked > start to finish > good luck in the contest Carrie >> James
Austin Avatar
March 6, 2010 at 3:57 PM
Dear Carrie, this is sure to win the contest. Love it. I understand, though, that Miss Rhoda Red was whopped by a semi on her way across the road and instead of eating breakfast in the field, ultimately made a fine dinner for Jake, the truck driver.EEBBAADA, EEBBAADA, EEBBAADA, that's all folks! BIG LOVE, daver
Johnson Avatar
March 6, 2010 at 2:07 PM
Wonderful and a winner for sure. No wonder you are our top winning poet with such as these. Thanks for your kind words on my "Easter Rituals". Loved this one. Love, Joyce
Dietrich Avatar
March 6, 2010 at 9:56 AM
OH, my, I think I am seeing the winner here, Carrie. Knowing the judge, I bet this is what she will choose, and this is very good humor too. Thanks for your comment to my blog. I think of everyone there, you think the most like me, realizing Sandra is gonna get picked, but the real one deserving is Meryl Streep and how you realize the "quality" movies up for Oscar. YOu have the "EYE" for talent. haha (and I do too!) LUv, Andrea
Knop Avatar
March 6, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Very nice Rhyme, Carrie! Some years ago in Papua New Guinea we had also chicken, but no rooster, but we got many nice eggs!!! Hope you'll be successful in Dane Ann's contest.. Keep writing and thank you for your comment...Gert
Chircop Avatar
March 5, 2010 at 5:22 PM
looooved,looooved it..Charma
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