News Flash Buck Wheat Has Been Shot!!

Turn on the local television station Because BUCKWHEAT has been SHOT! Turn to CNN if that is all that you got! Turn on the radio and they will announce The same thing, BUCKWHEAT has been SHOT the airwaves sing! Read the local paper looking for an update, It reads BUCKWHEAT has suffered an awful fate! Talk to your friends and they will repeat BUCKWHEAT has been SHOT down to his feet! Go and surf the Internet, Tell me if you don't read that BUCKWHEAT'S Chest has gotten WET! We are so inundated with terrible news, All of the so called updates are only a ruse. We interrupt this program to tell you, BUCKWHEAT HAS BEEN SHOT!!!! We haven't found his killer We are just stirring up the pot! Ode To Saturday Night Live