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NEWS FLASH “Look out for vampires! For sure they’re very charming I’d say disarming Don’t look into their eyes Or you’re in for a surprise! Don’t think they are sweet They think you are something to eat Their eyes are like fire Burn with erotic desire Look out for vampires! Are there defenses? They say wear a garlic clove Garlic they don’t love Or fire a silver bullet Sorry that is full-of-it! Carve a wooden stake Drive it deep into the heart The soul will depart You have to catch them asleep But don’t let your cell-phone beep Vampires hate the sun It melts their skin that aint no fun They sleep in a dark box Fully clothed plus shoes and sox Let's all keep a vampire watch This poem for Van Helsing's "Toothy" contest

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Judy Ball

Date: 7/28/2011 10:16:00 PM

This one made me smile Daver. Really cute and fun. Should repost it at Halloween. God Bless, JB

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/21/2011 2:54:00 PM

Hilarious, Daver! So if I wear garlic and stay in the sun, I can avoid meeting vampires?? (I think the silver bullet only works with werewolves. LOL) Very witty write! Love, Carolyn

Michelle Mac Donald

Date: 7/20/2011 7:33:00 AM

Oh, I love garlic, but there has been an upsurge on the popularity of vampires. I've no wooden stake, but I could always give one a whack with a wooden spoon? Another fun and entertaining write, Daver!! Wishing you and yours the best! Love, Mikki

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/19/2011 6:56:00 PM

it is like bowling Daver.. our skeet ball is on the boardwalk at the ocean resorts and very popular with the kids ..used to take my boys all the time when they were small but I still luv a good game of it.. u can win prizes too... yes I luv sports ..mostly football and baseball..my Yankess u know.. are tops ... glad u enjoyed my "Baseball Mania"..if u ever saw the parking lot after the game it is pandamonium..oh...

Elaine George

Date: 7/19/2011 4:02:00 PM

Hi Daver, You have my email adress, so if you care to share what your are working on me be, I would be honoured. Lainie

Elaine George

Date: 7/19/2011 9:26:00 AM

Hi Dave. Actually Evermore is a place I named many years a go - a place along the Bay of Funduy - It is brathtakingly beautiful and etched on my soul forever. Also, Chapter 3 and four are almost complete - sorry for the delay - life just seems to get the way. So how is all with you - hope life is treating you good. yf4l. Lainie

Elaine George

Date: 7/18/2011 1:27:00 PM

You crack me up Daver. Love it! lainie

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/18/2011 12:19:00 PM

super ...and I an intrigued and enthralled by vampires.. luv the tales and the legends.. u covered all the bases with this one Daver.. don't think I would do well sleeping with shoes and sox in a box... am a beach baby so barefoot..haha.. good luck in the contest...is this PS one or another site luv?

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/18/2011 11:25:00 AM

I am stopping by to thank you so much for your comments. They are truly appreciated. Wishing you a wonderful week full of inspiration Daver. Love, Carol

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/18/2011 11:22:00 AM

really spooky.. any idea how i can sleep tonight with this imaginative work in my mind?? greeat, daver! :) huggs, nette

Hemi Lewis

Date: 7/17/2011 8:06:00 AM

dont think i be watching true blood again well done , enoyed very much

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/16/2011 3:35:00 PM

HI, Daver, just peeking on here to see who commented to me today. You are the greatest! Luv, Andrea

Caroline Cécile Delacroix

Date: 7/15/2011 5:32:00 PM

yep, what or who lives in the dark cannot stand or live in the light. That is enough to be wary of such. Nice and fun write! Thanks for sharing and thank you for your congratulatory comments on my featured poem. Best wishes, Caroline.

Date: 7/15/2011 10:58:00 AM

Yikes! The imagery brings this one to life. Best wishes in the contest. Karen

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/14/2011 8:58:00 PM

toothy contest?? you are too much, Daver!!! Now you are gonna have everyone fooled into thinking there is a toothy contest. This was KEEN, my friend. Very suitable for the times. Do you happen to see True Blood? Now there's a vampire tale to sink your fangs into!!

Daver Austin
Date: 7/15/2011 2:06:00 PM

There ought to be a contest. Lucy Westenra deserves to be remembered. daver

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 7/14/2011 3:20:00 AM

entertaining and informative as well, . I didn't know abut this contest but this sure looks like winning material to me. Have a great one ... but as the ole Vermonter says: "Do jest as you've a mind to, yer goin to ennyway. " : )

Wilma Neels

Date: 7/13/2011 12:00:00 PM

Did I enjoy this write tonight before bed Dave ;) hope your weeks's been a good one!! Lfde Wilma

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/13/2011 10:41:00 AM

I super enjoyed this vampire write, Dave :D Hmmm, I guess they better watch out for me-- oops! Not saying I am a vampire. almost gave myself away there ;)-- kidding aside, this is such a fun news flash :) hugs to you :)

James Peranteau

Date: 7/12/2011 4:10:00 PM

Oh when Noah gets back home ! I'm fix'n ta read this to him. I was just poking at him about his fangs today and how he looks like a vampire I knew once ! *smiles* Great one here dear poet ! Going to mine favz if ya don't mind ! Have a wonderful week fine sir ! Much love, james

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/12/2011 3:47:00 PM

Cute one..Reads like a winner to me..Thanks for saying that my work read like a 1930 song..Yes, I could see that in it..Have a great eve.I have opened a new contest would like you input...Sara

Daver Austin
Date: 7/12/2011 4:01:00 PM

Sorry, Sarah, I just don't enter contests. Love, daver

Daver Austin
Date: 7/12/2011 4:01:00 PM

Sorry, Sarah, I just don't enter contests. Love, daver