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There was a  young lady from Macon
Who cooked up a big batch of bacon
Her boyfriend ate some
And so did a bum
Now both of their bellies are aching

4 February 2020 For the contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Gershon Wolf Date: 4/3/2020 3:12:00 PM Bacon does not discriminate. LOL. Nice one, Curtis! :) gw Login to Reply Curtis Moorman Date: 4/5/2020 3:05:00 AM Thanks, gw! Raising hogs in the South is a big money maker for those who choose to do it. I much prefer to just eat them in the form of bacon, pork chops, barbecue, etc.

Cecilia Macfarlane Date: 3/12/2020 7:58:00 AM Mmmmm bacon.....terrific limerick Curtis. Hugs Login to Reply Curtis Moorman Date: 3/12/2020 9:17:00 AM Bacon, crisply fried, with 3 eggs over easy, a toasted bagel, and a large cup of coffee is a good way to start any day! So says this old Georgia Boy!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/18/2020 6:35:00 PM awesome, my friend. I love bacon. Login to Reply Curtis Moorman Date: 2/18/2020 8:09:00 PM I do too, but my limerick got NA. Maybe I should have done like our dear friend, Jan, and submitted a bawdy entry. lol She is the Queen of Bawdy!! Thanks for the comment dear friend of many years. I still read and cherish your book that you gifted me with.

Timothy Mcguire Date: 2/5/2020 12:45:00 AM I like a good limerick, good job Login to Reply Curtis Moorman Date: 2/5/2020 7:10:00 AM Thanks, Tim! Somehow, I knew you would be the first to respond. Limericks are my favorites. Macon is a town here in Georgia just 50 miles from where I live. Bacon is one of my favorite foods, and my head is filled with words that rhyme. It my not make the winners list, but it is an original.