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Yes man,

no man,

we all pray for Uncle Sam,

hoping he would bump a Jam,

swim a river,

break a Dam,

fake a figure,

feed a clam.


No man...


Yes What? 


We were here when we were young,
why should you be here and glum? 

Take a smile, 
and eat a plumb,

fresh as ever,
does well in rum...


But when I came I was on the run!

Doin' tricks that weren't so tough,
but I had to eat,
and I had to bluff.


That is wrong,
and that is bad! 

We stay here and we are glad,

you are fresh,
the mud of the bath-
do me hard and hope for a cast,

Clooney, Sheen, and Pitt the rad,

do me hard so that I can bat,

swing for the the fence-
cat at the rat-
and retort the facts...

A beautiful chance to smoke out my snack.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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