New Years Hallucinations

New Year’s hallucinations “i’m gonna lose weight! get ridda’ that gut! firm up that tush! finally stop ****ing smoking! get my *****together! get outta debt! start looking for a new job! join a gym! start eating healthy! spend more time with my family! work at a soup kitchen! start workin’ in my community! quit drinking! kick the habit! clean up my language! try & see the world from the point of view of others! travel! get a hobby! learn another language! ask out that girl i’ve had my eye on! start hitting on that guy that makes my knees ache! be nicer! smile more! get up earlier! start doing yoga! call my parents more! start thinking about the future! put more emphasis on the “spiritual” part of my life! get a dog, a cat, a fish, a bird! make the world a better place!”