New Words To Old Nursery Rhymes 2

Sticks And Stones "Solid states are deleterious. Innocuous spates are not so serious." Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater " Husbandman who imbibes of the melon chose a poor wife who was a felon. He incarcerated her within the rind and there he kept her very fine." Simple Simon "No negotiable instrument, no appreciable increment." Pease Porridge Hot "Command decision requires revision when ample sample shows division." Little Bo Peep "For diminutive Miss, I recommend bliss while she waits for her errant arrivals. Recalcitrant flock will do what it wants in search of its own self survival." Little Jack Horner "Young thumb gains pie's plum." Hickory Dickory Dock "Audible distress makes mouse change address."