New Opinions

Not to die or to perish or to fall off a cliff Not to disappear from the hearts of others Not to drowned, stuck in a submarine like a can of tuna. I never want to reek of tuna or reek of cigarettes. I don't want to party so hard I end up in jail, eating nutri-loaf. Nutri-loaf is supposed to be nutritious but it taste like pig-guts mixed with sawdust. Not to end up on the news because some racist murdered me in cold blood. They could kill me because i'm gay, because i'm black, because I do the right thing and have progressive opinions. I don't want to get in a fight with a half-goat, half-woman creature at a bar, but tyrannies are so prepared to fight. I swear all tyrannies carry pepper-spray and brass knuckles, which is why I want to be friends with these people. Do you know what an Ass Assassin is? It's a gay man just like a **** Stabber is a gay man. Lesbians don't really have anything that funny to be called. Some people call them Bean Flickers, but that only makes sense if they are Mexican. Everything is so mixed up these days. Some people would say life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get. You might get herpes or syphilis Pray to god you don't get AIDS, but that's not as bad as it used to be.It's worse to get audited by the IRS. I don't expect much out of life, but i hope to get better health insurance and maybe if i am real lucky a girlfriend.