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Image result for Free E Birthday Cards Humorous I saw a cartoon that brought this poem to mind. I hope this doesn't offend anyone. I know quite different from my style so forgive me.

I got a bra It is quite uplifting Can't see my feet Now I am tripping Walking down the street Men do really stare I also dyed my Hair a purple shade. My husband did not Notice, nor my grandson Whoa!! All those whistles I got walking home They don't know I'm Eighty, humped and old They just see the boobs Bobble as I walk alone

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Sally Eslinger

Date: 2/3/2025 6:58:00 AM

Amen lady! Would ! Hahabe even funnier if it weren’t such truth! This wins every prize in my trophy room (if i had one that is. I’ve been gone awhile and missed your superb pen.

Sara Kendrick
Date: 2/3/2025 8:39:00 AM

So glad you are back, Sally. I appreciate the visit with such a nice review of my work. Sara K

Shambhavi ambasta

Date: 2/2/2025 10:27:00 PM

So hilarious yet so real ! The twist at the end hits differently—loved how you keep it playful yet bold.

Sara Kendrick
Date: 2/3/2025 8:36:00 AM

Why, thank you, Shambhavi. Your visit is uplifting. Sara K

Valsa George

Date: 2/2/2025 8:33:00 PM

Ha... Ha :) You made my day! What a hilarious poem! Laughter wipes away all tensions. I can enjoy humor, be it bawdy or simply innocent. Though this is not your style of dressing, so many dress like this. The first stanza made me laugh a little aloud.

Sara Kendrick
Date: 2/3/2025 8:33:00 AM

Thank you, Valsa. I appreciate your nice review of my work. Yes, laughter is the best medicine. Sara K

Maclawrence Famuyiwa

Date: 2/2/2025 6:00:00 AM

This is really humorous. Congtats on your win.

Sara Kendrick
Date: 2/3/2025 8:31:00 AM

Thank you, Maclawrence. I appreciate your visit with congrats. Sara K

Margaret Foster

Date: 2/1/2025 7:20:00 PM

I love a poem with humour, this one made me smile. The uplifting bra…. Cheers

Sara Kendrick
Date: 2/2/2025 5:40:00 AM

Thank you, Margaret. I've reached the age that those uplifting bras are one more pain. LOL..Sara K

Miranda Hawley

Date: 2/1/2025 2:33:00 PM

This was another one of my favorite entries in this contest, because it was so fun. Congratulations on your win in my contest.

Sara Kendrick
Date: 2/1/2025 4:38:00 PM

Thank you, Miranda, for stopping by with a personal comment on my work. I appreciate you doing so. Sara K

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/31/2025 3:16:00 PM

Whimsical fun from you, Sara

Sara Kendrick
Date: 2/1/2025 3:20:00 AM

Andrea, your visit is appreciated. Thanks for stopping by. Sara K

John Loving Iii

Date: 1/31/2025 9:07:00 AM

This poem is a cartoon.

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/31/2025 12:36:00 PM

Thank you, John. I appreciate the visit. I saw a cartoon on the internet with an older woman with a new uplifting bra and it was too revealing to put on here. I don't think it would be appreciated. Sara K

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/31/2025 8:39:00 AM

Congrats, Sara!

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/31/2025 12:35:00 PM

Your visit to say congrats, is so thoughtful. Sara K

Oliver Mckeithan

Date: 1/31/2025 5:11:00 AM

LOL. Very titillating:) Congrats

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/31/2025 12:34:00 PM

Thank you, Oliver. I appreciate the congrats. Sara K

Beau Barberis

Date: 1/31/2025 3:38:00 AM

The first stanza!!! Hilarious! I wanted to send that to all my middle-aged, menopausal girlfriends. Cleverly written. Enjoyed it!

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/31/2025 12:34:00 PM

I am delighted you found it hilarious. I know you would put a smile on some of their faces. Others not so much. LOL..Thanks for the nice review. Sara K

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/31/2025 2:56:00 AM

- Literally uplifting...and fun, Sara :) - Congratulations on your win in the contest :) - hugs

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/31/2025 3:01:00 AM

Yes, sometimes too uplifting, Anne-Lise. I appreciate the visit and nice comments. Sara K

Terry Miller

Date: 1/31/2025 1:59:00 AM

Very uplifting, congratulations

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/31/2025 3:00:00 AM

Thank you, Terry. The humor is quite contagious..Sara K

Yann Rolland

Date: 1/30/2025 2:31:00 AM

don't know what to think, boobs are always interesting, smiles

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/30/2025 3:41:00 AM

Yann, thanks for the smiles. Sara K

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/29/2025 9:34:00 PM

Hilerios, Sara. Boob-a-licious. ~ Gershon

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/30/2025 3:41:00 AM

Thank you, Gershon. Glad you found some humor. Sara K

Sam Kauffman

Date: 1/29/2025 11:16:00 AM

So funny, Sara, and utterly charming! "Madge" would be proud! Thanks for the levity! Needed it this morning! Sending blessings and giggles - or is that jiggles?

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/29/2025 5:07:00 PM

Thank you, Sam. I need the blessings but probably not the jiggles. LOL..I am glad that the poem helped with your levity. Sara K

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 1/29/2025 4:48:00 AM

Dear Sara, this is pure gold! You’ve crafted something so hilarious and bold, yet so endearing. It’s impossible not to smile at your fearless charm. What a delight! Winter Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel

Sara Kendrick
Date: 1/29/2025 5:41:00 AM

Why, thank you, Daniel. I appreciate the visit. Sara K