Sara Kendrick Poet Rhyme

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I saw a cartoon that brought this poem to mind. I hope this doesn't offend anyone. I know quite different from my style so forgive me. 

New Clothing

 I got a bra
It is quite uplifting
Can't see my feet
Now I am tripping

Walking down the street
Men do really stare
I also dyed my 
Hair a purple shade.

My husband did not
Notice, nor my grandson
Whoa!! All those whistles
I got walking home

They don't know I'm
Eighty, humped and old
They just see the boobs
Bobble as I walk alone

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Sally Eslinger February 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM Amen lady! Would ! Hahabe even funnier if it weren’t such truth! This wins every prize in my trophy room (if i had one that is. I’ve been gone awhile and missed your superb pen. Sara Kendrick February 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM So glad you are back, Sally. I appreciate the visit with such a nice review of my work. Sara K

Shambhavi ambasta February 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM So hilarious yet so real ! The twist at the end hits differently—loved how you keep it playful yet bold. Sara Kendrick February 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM Why, thank you, Shambhavi. Your visit is uplifting. Sara K

Valsa George February 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM Ha... Ha :) You made my day! What a hilarious poem! Laughter wipes away all tensions. I can enjoy humor, be it bawdy or simply innocent. Though this is not your style of dressing, so many dress like this. The first stanza made me laugh a little aloud. Sara Kendrick February 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM Thank you, Valsa. I appreciate your nice review of my work. Yes, laughter is the best medicine. Sara K

Maclawrence Famuyiwa February 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM This is really humorous. Congtats on your win. Sara Kendrick February 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM Thank you, Maclawrence. I appreciate your visit with congrats. Sara K

Margaret Foster February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM I love a poem with humour, this one made me smile. The uplifting bra…. Cheers Sara Kendrick February 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM Thank you, Margaret. I've reached the age that those uplifting bras are one more pain. LOL..Sara K

Miranda Hawley February 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM This was another one of my favorite entries in this contest, because it was so fun. Congratulations on your win in my contest. Sara Kendrick February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM Thank you, Miranda, for stopping by with a personal comment on my work. I appreciate you doing so. Sara K

Andrea Dietrich January 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM Whimsical fun from you, Sara Sara Kendrick February 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM Andrea, your visit is appreciated. Thanks for stopping by. Sara K

John Loving Iii January 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM This poem is a cartoon. Sara Kendrick January 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM Thank you, John. I appreciate the visit. I saw a cartoon on the internet with an older woman with a new uplifting bra and it was too revealing to put on here. I don't think it would be appreciated. Sara K

Kim Rodrigues January 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM Congrats, Sara! Sara Kendrick January 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM Your visit to say congrats, is so thoughtful. Sara K

Oliver Mckeithan January 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM LOL. Very titillating:) Congrats Sara Kendrick January 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM Thank you, Oliver. I appreciate the congrats. Sara K

Beau Barberis January 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM The first stanza!!! Hilarious! I wanted to send that to all my middle-aged, menopausal girlfriends. Cleverly written. Enjoyed it! Sara Kendrick January 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM I am delighted you found it hilarious. I know you would put a smile on some of their faces. Others not so much. LOL..Thanks for the nice review. Sara K

Anne-Lise Andresen January 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM - Literally uplifting...and fun, Sara :) - Congratulations on your win in the contest :) - hugs Sara Kendrick January 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM Yes, sometimes too uplifting, Anne-Lise. I appreciate the visit and nice comments. Sara K

Terry Miller January 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM Very uplifting, congratulations Sara Kendrick January 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM Thank you, Terry. The humor is quite contagious..Sara K

Yann Rolland January 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM don't know what to think, boobs are always interesting, smiles Sara Kendrick January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM Yann, thanks for the smiles. Sara K

Gershon Wolf January 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM Hilerios, Sara. Boob-a-licious. ~ Gershon Sara Kendrick January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM Thank you, Gershon. Glad you found some humor. Sara K

Sam Kauffman January 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM So funny, Sara, and utterly charming! "Madge" would be proud! Thanks for the levity! Needed it this morning! Sending blessings and giggles - or is that jiggles? Sara Kendrick January 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM Thank you, Sam. I need the blessings but probably not the jiggles. LOL..I am glad that the poem helped with your levity. Sara K

Daniel Henry Rodgers January 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM Dear Sara, this is pure gold! You’ve crafted something so hilarious and bold, yet so endearing. It’s impossible not to smile at your fearless charm. What a delight! Winter Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel Sara Kendrick January 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM Why, thank you, Daniel. I appreciate the visit. Sara K

Nette Onclaud January 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM how engaging can this get...reminds me how young at heart you are, sara...wonderful! Sara Kendrick January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM Thank you, Nette. I appreciate the kind review. Sara K

Deb M January 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM Haha such a funny poem Sara! Made me smile! Debx Sara Kendrick January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM Thank you, Deb. I am glad you got a laugh and a smile. Nothing like a good laugh. Sara K

Kim Rodrigues January 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM Funny! Sara Kendrick January 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM Glad you liked the humor. Thanks for the visit. Sara K

Daniel Turner January 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM Made me chuckle. Always good to laugh, Sara. I enjoyed your humor. Sara Kendrick January 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM Thanks, Daniel. I appreciate the visit. Glad that humor was good for you today. Sara K