Never Use Bing
Believe it or not when I say,
my computer had a rough day-
Google turned to Bing,
what an awful thing,
then his wireless mouse ran away!
Offline he decided to go,
then I screamed at him, said “OH NO!”
Why is he a jerk?
Why can’t he just work?
Unplugged him, decided to blow.
Pressed button and turned him back on,
and what did I stumble upon?
Email from the mouse,
had to leave the house,
ordered cheese and Bing didn’t respond!
I searched for mouse all day and night,
thought that I did everything right-
I turned on Yahoo,
mouse ran back said, “phew”,
Bing and mouse had been in a fight.
Now computer and mouse are friends,
and will never use Bing again-
Important is cheese,
mouse was very pleased,
ordered more on Yahoo, pressed send!
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October 22, 2017
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