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Never Digress or Jest

I hope and pray, I never die like this. For this would not have any bliss. Running to a room with pain in chest, Maybe from something I did digest. Hoping to get rid of something thwarted, Dying from heart attack as it departed. Sitting upon a white porcelain throne, This is not the way I want to be known. Though hopefully my actions will pass, Maybe oh maybe, it’s only a little gas. If I were a king, then I wouldn’t mind. Upon a golden throne they would find. That I had died in gracious peace at last. Though, my before mentioned place aghast, Since I am no king, to pass away in jest, There’re worse ways to die, then doing my best. Written for Sponsor Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Contest Name Die A 'Fun' Death Contest

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Date: 12/2/2011 9:32:00 PM
good luck in the contest... enjoyed stopping by tooo read your poem~;-) always,..p.d.
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Date: 12/2/2011 9:18:00 PM
That would definitely fun to read. You did very well on this write. Good luck in the contest. Caroline.
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Date: 12/2/2011 9:13:00 AM
This brought a smile to my face. A cute poem and good luck in the contest. Have a nice weekend. love phyl
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