Jan Allison Poet Senryu

Near Misses

Meet Miss Adventure
you may live to regret it….
accidents happen
 
Miss Information’s
Well known for twisting the truth
don’t trust this woman!
 
I once met ‘Miss Stake’
I still live to regret it
It was an error
 
Mean Miss Ogeny
Shows contempt for women
It’s so ironic
 
Bad Miss D Meanour
A truly wicked lady
She’s quite offensive

Impish Miss Chievous
Butter won’t melt in her mouth
She sure is trouble!

Miss B Having
She often causes issues
What a naughty girl!

Vile Miss Ann Thropy
Sadly she hates all mankind
She’s to be pitied




10/04/21

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Caren Krutsinger October 11, 2021 at 10:31 AM This is so wonderful - great word play " Mean Miss Ogeny Shows contempt for women It’s so ironic" that is marvelous!

Mark Koplin October 8, 2021 at 7:58 AM Well done my friend!

DM Babbit October 6, 2021 at 10:26 AM Misbegotten images. Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:37 PM Thanks for dropping by DM:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. October 6, 2021 at 7:20 AM WoW! Jan, I echo them below, this is well written and great wordplay. I enjoyed it from start to finish. Have a wonderful day my friend:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:36 PM Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Brian Strand October 6, 2021 at 3:37 AM Clever wordplay here Jan Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:36 PM Thanks Brian I try and bring humour to soup as much as possible:-) hugs jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly October 5, 2021 at 11:17 PM Very clever and enjoyable...Delice Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:35 PM Thanks Delice:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile October 5, 2021 at 9:50 AM OMG, my fave is Miss B Having, sounds like a great Drag name!! Love it Jan, Happy Tuesday! Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:35 PM ha ha ha that would be a hilarious name:-) hugs Jan xx

Geoffrey Brewer October 5, 2021 at 3:15 AM Neat idea; well executed with perception and wit. Wish I’d thought of it! Well done Jan Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:34 PM Just got a silly idea when I was out walking with my hubby:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso October 4, 2021 at 11:02 PM Loved this and the music. Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:34 PM Thanks Art:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood October 4, 2021 at 4:37 PM I hear that Miss Eltow will get everyone puckering up pretty soon and that Miss Shanarie is already in position. Fun list of interesting ladies, Jan. TRUE FACT… I had to retype LIST three time before it stopped saying LUST! ;-) Terry Jan Allison October 6, 2021 at 1:33 PM oh I should do a line about Miss Elle Toe lol:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh October 4, 2021 at 3:30 PM Brilliant. Love these. God bless you Jan. Love, Gina Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 3:46 PM aww thanks Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich October 4, 2021 at 2:52 PM love all the word play. Ingenious, Jan. Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 3:46 PM Thanks Andrea amazing how a few silly thoughts get the poetic juices flowing, was a bit like footles i couldn't stop writing them lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Simon Hamill October 4, 2021 at 2:12 PM Hi jan.this is a hit (miss).very creative.all the best, Simon:-):-) Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 2:24 PM Thanks Simon i think my muse is finally returning!:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer October 4, 2021 at 1:55 PM these are just adorable, jan! in the 2nd grade, the teachers in my grandson's school had a vocabulary fair based on a book called "Miss Alaineus" about a girl who misunderstands some vocabulary words and is embarrassed. i'll bet you could keep going for quite a while with this idea... Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 2:22 PM I have a few more ideas for poems,I was only going to do 5 but the more i did the more ideas came, mmm miss Alaineus is one i didn't think of! I may have to continue with many more:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins October 4, 2021 at 12:34 PM Jan, this is simply terrific...such an imagination, and such fine playing around with words. I love it. In fact, it's a FAVE! I want to read it again and again. Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 1:23 PM aww thanks Milton especially for the fave i do appreciate your support. I've not had much heart for writing lately but am almost 100% better now xx hugs Jan xx

John Lawless October 4, 2021 at 12:25 PM a miss-begotten lot of misses. Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 1:22 PM lol thanks John xx

Victor Buhagiar October 4, 2021 at 12:08 PM I like the use of "miss" in front of every name. Quite astute of you to link names. Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 1:22 PM Thanks Victor i got this silly idea when i was out with hubby on Saturday and decided to personify the names:-0 hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh October 4, 2021 at 11:46 AM Quite a miss cellaneous bunch of fantastic senryus Jan, but I must admit I have a penchant for miss chievous ladies, cheers David, wow what a brilliant video, love it Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 1:12 PM I was telling an on line pal about the poem and she gave me some suggestions for mis words and said about the video and when i saw the words it was perfect foer the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta October 4, 2021 at 11:13 AM Clever! Quite a Miss Terry, isn't it? Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 1:11 PM Ive got quite a few more i could do lol, friend wanted me to do men poems too:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham October 4, 2021 at 10:55 AM I think you got them all Jan, great senyru's Hope you're on the mend. Tom Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 1:06 PM Im getting there tom, and my spark for writing is coming back xx

Jenna Logan October 4, 2021 at 10:26 AM and Miss Peaking doesn't seem to know when it's best to keep her mouth shut. These are wonderfully entertaining, Jan. A great play on words! Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 10:47 AM Thanks Jenna i had inspiration on Saturday was walking with hubby and thought of a few mis' words so personified them lol I like Miss Ann Thropy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues October 4, 2021 at 10:04 AM Miss Construed will likely ruin one’s reputation too. Great poem. Jan Allison October 4, 2021 at 10:45 AM lol Kim, ive got a list of more words - she is top of my list:-) hugs Jan xx