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Naughty Onion

>I once had an onion And he was very bad Kept kicking all the apples Made them very mad He once stole a monkey Then sold it to a stoat He borrowed someone's hamster And threw it in a moat Climbing up a ladder One day in sunny June He found a baby rattlesnake Singing a happy tune Wrapping it up in a bag He took it far away And where they were for a week or two I really couldn't say He collected tiny unicorns And threw them through a hoop I did get fed up that day So I made him into soup<

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Date: 8/2/2011 1:35:00 PM
Congratulations on your poetry making it through round one in the PoetrySoup International Poetry contest Fergus. I wish you the best in the final round. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/23/2011 6:32:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved poetry being featured this week Fergus. Love, Carol
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