Naughty Onion

>I once had an onion And he was very bad Kept kicking all the apples Made them very mad He once stole a monkey Then sold it to a stoat He borrowed someone's hamster And threw it in a moat Climbing up a ladder One day in sunny June He found a baby rattlesnake Singing a happy tune Wrapping it up in a bag He took it far away And where they were for a week or two I really couldn't say He collected tiny unicorns And threw them through a hoop I did get fed up that day So I made him into soup<