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Naughty But Nice

Where stockings of fishnet hung by the tree, Old Santa grew giddy, blushing with glee, For the madam explained "If your drive's not too waned, The one-you-pick's owner won't charge the fee." November 17, 2022 A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, sponsor

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Date: 11/26/2022 7:24:00 AM
HaHa! Good one David! Congratulations on your win! :)
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David Bose
Date: 11/28/2022 5:32:00 AM
Thanks, Linda. I hope it helps get us all in a jolly mood for Christmas. Dave
Date: 11/25/2022 12:40:00 AM
fun and bawdy, congratulations
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David Bose
Date: 11/28/2022 5:30:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed it, Terry. Wish I could say I don't know where the bawdy aspect comes from. Dave
Date: 11/24/2022 10:41:00 PM
Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations!
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David Bose
Date: 11/28/2022 5:29:00 AM
Thank you ... I appreciate all your comments. Dave
Date: 11/24/2022 11:19:00 AM
Result! Hope Santa can rise to the occasion. Fun win, David. Congratulations. Terry
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David Bose
Date: 11/28/2022 5:28:00 AM
Well, he's got to get around the world so better be quick. Thanks for your fun comment, Dave
Date: 11/24/2022 10:25:00 AM
David, a fun and bawdy one, congratulations on your winning placement!
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David Bose
Date: 11/28/2022 5:24:00 AM
Thank you, Tania, glad you had some fun. I'm really glad for your effort putting this contest together. Thanks again, Dave
Date: 11/24/2022 9:52:00 AM
Good and naughty this one. I really like it. Congrats, David
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David Bose
Date: 11/28/2022 5:23:00 AM
Thanks, Andrea ... always nice to spice Christmas up.

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