David Bose Poet Limerick

Naughty But Nice

Where stockings of fishnet hung by the tree,
Old Santa grew giddy, blushing with glee,
For the madam explained
"If your drive's not too waned,
The one-you-pick's owner won't charge the fee."

November 17, 2022
A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest,
Tania Kitchin, sponsor

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Linda Alice Fowler November 26, 2022 at 7:24 AM HaHa! Good one David! Congratulations on your win! :) David Bose November 28, 2022 at 5:32 AM Thanks, Linda. I hope it helps get us all in a jolly mood for Christmas. Dave

Terry Miller November 25, 2022 at 12:40 AM fun and bawdy, congratulations David Bose November 28, 2022 at 5:30 AM Glad you enjoyed it, Terry. Wish I could say I don't know where the bawdy aspect comes from. Dave

Christuraj Alex November 24, 2022 at 10:41 PM Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations! David Bose November 28, 2022 at 5:29 AM Thank you ... I appreciate all your comments. Dave

Terry Flood November 24, 2022 at 11:19 AM Result! Hope Santa can rise to the occasion. Fun win, David. Congratulations. Terry David Bose November 28, 2022 at 5:28 AM Well, he's got to get around the world so better be quick. Thanks for your fun comment, Dave

Tania Kitchin November 24, 2022 at 10:25 AM David, a fun and bawdy one, congratulations on your winning placement! David Bose November 28, 2022 at 5:24 AM Thank you, Tania, glad you had some fun. I'm really glad for your effort putting this contest together. Thanks again, Dave

Andrea Dietrich November 24, 2022 at 9:52 AM Good and naughty this one. I really like it. Congrats, David David Bose November 28, 2022 at 5:23 AM Thanks, Andrea ... always nice to spice Christmas up.