Naked Bacon Lady
Naked Bacon Lady
Well. Morning came as usual but not for me
A large naked lady was in my bed
I don’t do drugs or drink
So I don’t know what to think
This event was startling to put it mildly
Intruders of any kind are not my style
She awoke requiring bacon
Demanding at least 2 pounds
Certainly she must be mistaken
Madame! This is not a restaurant
I don’t know how you got here
I can’t imagine you fitting through my door
And what’s more
I don’t know who you are
She said she’s from Detroit
Though adroit and skilled at language
I found her odious and obtuse
Informed her there was no bacon
That was the honest truth
Please leave before I call the police
It’s the least that you can do
Please put some cloths on first
She said she had none
I told her that’s just fine
There is a tent in my garage
Don’t be shy
Try it on
I’m sure it is your size
Good bye
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