Naked Bacon Lady

Naked Bacon Lady Well. Morning came as usual but not for me A large naked lady was in my bed I don’t do drugs or drink So I don’t know what to think This event was startling to put it mildly Intruders of any kind are not my style She awoke requiring bacon Demanding at least 2 pounds Certainly she must be mistaken Madame! This is not a restaurant I don’t know how you got here I can’t imagine you fitting through my door And what’s more I don’t know who you are She said she’s from Detroit Though adroit and skilled at language I found her odious and obtuse Informed her there was no bacon That was the honest truth Please leave before I call the police It’s the least that you can do Please put some cloths on first She said she had none I told her that’s just fine There is a tent in my garage Don’t be shy Try it on I’m sure it is your size Good bye