My Wife's Hairy Chest

When I met my wife, I thought that I was blessed. But I changed my mind when I saw her hairy chest. I didn't see her naked until our wedding night. When I saw her topless, I nearly died of fright. She has hair all over her chest and it's thick. I puked when I saw it because it made me sick. Her chest is so hairy that she looks like Austin Powers. I have to get away from this woman because things have gone sour. The judges won't grant a divorce even though I've given it several tries. If I can't get out of this marriage, I'll have no choice but to poke out my eyes. (This is a fictional poem.)