Randy Johnson Poet Rhyme

My Wife's Car Is In the Lake

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a man who can never catch a break.
My wife kicked my ass just because I made a mistake.
She broke my left leg and I'm having to use a crutch.
I don't blame her for being mad but coming at me with a chainsaw is a bit too much.

(This is a fictional poem)

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Jan Allison April 8, 2015 at 3:44 PM glad its fiction! Hugs jan xx

Dorian Petersen Potter April 8, 2015 at 2:32 PM Very nice pen Randy! This fictional write is so funny it made me smile a lot. A 7! Wishing you a very lovely day!In his light! God bless you! :) D.

M. L. Kiser April 8, 2015 at 2:10 PM Thanks goodness that it's fiction! A cute poem, indeed.

Jaycee Cervenka April 8, 2015 at 1:49 PM Thank goodness you added the note...I know some women that it would have been at least a hammer. Thanks for the Grin! ~Jan