My Vocabulary Is Scooting Up

My vocabulary is scooting up like a weed
    in a as-fault jungle
  I mean, it's so incredulous how many
    unhackneyed words I've cognized

  lately... So I'm going to give me a standing ovulation
    and throw it up for me, mice elf, and aye ~
  my pronounces, jic* you haven't guessed yet ~
    Can I take my leaf now and do the splitsvilles? 



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  * 'jic' = just in case
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Krutsinger Avatar
October 31, 2022 at 12:53 PM
Yes of course you can "Can I take my leaf now and do the splitsvilles? "
Fowler Avatar
October 27, 2022 at 9:41 AM
LOL gw. :))
Forbes Avatar
October 26, 2022 at 4:35 PM
This reminds me of the Oswald Bates skits from the old "In Living Color". Highly irreverent but hilarious as hell...
Wolf Avatar
October 26, 2022 at 8:19 PM
Now there's a 'new one' for me. (Even it's from the 'old' "In Living Color."). ~ Methuselah's brother
Lawless Avatar
October 26, 2022 at 5:47 AM
just take your carrion luggage with you....
Tor Avatar
October 25, 2022 at 9:12 PM
Ha ha. Gershon what ever you were drinking when writing this please share with me. Lovely to read as always thanks for the lol...
Wolf Avatar
October 25, 2022 at 9:35 PM
OK. I was drinking H2O. Would you prefer H or O?! lol. (I can't give it all away, as they say). Happy trails, Gershon
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