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My Very First Time

I jerked it out to place it back in and it seems as though I can't get any out. I jerked it out again to place it back in, yet, no luck in getting any out. So, I tried ANOTHER form of Pleasure, taking off the lid and using plastic. I simply just wanted to drink my milk- shake using a straw but a spoon will do. Pace, G 04-20-2012

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Date: 11/3/2019 5:11:00 PM
G lmao this was so silly I knew it wasn't what I thought but I didn't think a milkshake either haha! Good one ya got me lol! Hugs B
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Date: 11/3/2019 6:33:00 PM
Lmao!
Date: 3/28/2014 8:58:00 AM
Pace This was a fun and humorous write. You really "punked" the reader. LOL You should read my My Poem Of Trickery And Fun. Thanks for the sweet comment on my Angels poem.
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Date: 5/10/2013 10:57:00 AM
LOL! I loved this! Kept me entertained of what you were going to do about it till the end. ;)
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Date: 8/27/2012 11:41:00 AM
Loooooove this! Lol
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Date: 8/13/2012 12:49:00 PM
great write PG Ink,shake it lol
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Date: 7/28/2012 10:01:00 PM
Taking off the lid and using plastic? Hmmmmmm...interesting! I like this and that lol!!
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Date: 7/1/2012 9:54:00 AM
lol... for a minute....... I was thinking you were trying to squeeze money out of your very first piggy bank...lol... i remember the first time i jerked my piggy bank around and could not get them pennies out...lol..i put it back,, than i decided to give it a second chance. LOL~ Than i settled for the second option. I dropped it on the floor and Oops!!! IT BROKE! I'm very glad you found out that spoons WILL DO"... hope you tossed that plastic in the recycling bin... I'm being silly in my comment. The whole time I knew what you were doing.. LMFAO...PD
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Date: 6/7/2012 11:43:00 AM
Cute....Love the way you draw me in, playing with my mind.
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Date: 6/2/2012 12:18:00 AM
"I'll take one cup, or two, or three, Please... heeheeeee...
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Date: 6/2/2012 4:52:00 PM
I know,but you love it you can't deniy me! Lol... told you i was bad...
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Date: 6/2/2012 12:35:00 AM
Lol..wow!! You are too much!!
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Date: 6/2/2012 12:35:00 AM
Lmao
Date: 6/1/2012 3:34:00 PM
Yea this was AWESOME!!
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Date: 6/1/2012 4:19:00 PM
Lol..Thank you!! Love your work dearly!!
Date: 5/26/2012 1:59:00 AM
Oh Very clever !!!! LOL - loved it.
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Date: 5/28/2012 5:40:00 AM
Thank you!!
Date: 5/11/2012 8:53:00 PM
hahahaha. LOVE It.
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Date: 5/12/2012 2:18:00 AM
Lol..Thank you!!
Date: 4/30/2012 8:10:00 AM
So glad you explained it all in the last 2 lines. It's great getting my day started with a laugh !
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Date: 4/30/2012 9:32:00 AM
Thank you for stopping by!! A pleasure!!
Date: 4/27/2012 9:56:00 PM
Lol...thanks..hugs
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Date: 4/27/2012 9:16:00 PM
A little misdirection never hurt anyone cute. Here's a Hugg for the fun TLee
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Date: 4/30/2012 9:31:00 AM
Lol!!! Thanks for sharing your comments.. hugs
Date: 4/21/2012 9:23:00 AM
nice one G...regards...Joseph
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Date: 4/30/2012 9:30:00 AM
Thanks for stopping by!!
Date: 4/20/2012 9:17:00 PM
lol... i luv it... good one G Pace... smiles... chiquita
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Date: 4/30/2012 9:30:00 AM
Thank you for sharing with me!!
Date: 4/20/2012 3:06:00 PM
LOL...that was a good one :) Only you!
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Date: 4/20/2012 3:35:00 PM
Thank you so much for sharing!!! Hugs and kisses
Date: 4/20/2012 1:54:00 PM
Good one G. - one cup milk every day is good for you. :) - Have a lovely weekend. - oxox Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/20/2012 3:34:00 PM
Thank you very much!!
Date: 4/20/2012 11:26:00 AM
LOL I love this...it is so unique!! Marty
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Date: 4/20/2012 11:27:00 AM
Thank you sooo much!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!! hugs

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