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My Very First Time

I 
                                        jerked it
                                        out to place
                                        it back in and
                                        it seems as though I can't get any out.

                                        I
                                      jerked it
                                     out again
                                  to place it back
                       in, yet, no luck in getting any out.

                                        So,
                                      I tried
                                    ANOTHER
                               form of Pleasure,
                      taking off the lid and using plastic.

                                        I 
                                        simply
                                        just wanted
                                        to drink my milk-
                                        shake using a straw but a spoon will do.



Pace, G
04-20-2012

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Brenda Chiri

Date: 11/3/2019 5:11:00 PM

G lmao this was so silly I knew it wasn't what I thought but I didn't think a milkshake either haha! Good one ya got me lol! Hugs B

Pace Ink-U-Script
Date: 11/3/2019 6:33:00 PM

Lmao!

Robin Davis

Date: 3/28/2014 8:58:00 AM

Pace This was a fun and humorous write. You really "punked" the reader. LOL You should read my My Poem Of Trickery And Fun. Thanks for the sweet comment on my Angels poem.

Caleah Buil

Date: 5/10/2013 10:57:00 AM

LOL! I loved this! Kept me entertained of what you were going to do about it till the end. ;)

Devondra Banks

Date: 8/27/2012 11:41:00 AM

Loooooove this! Lol

Richard Palmer

Date: 8/13/2012 12:49:00 PM

great write PG Ink,shake it lol

Doreen Wright

Date: 7/28/2012 10:01:00 PM

Taking off the lid and using plastic? Hmmmmmm...interesting! I like this and that lol!!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/1/2012 9:54:00 AM

lol... for a minute....... I was thinking you were trying to squeeze money out of your very first piggy bank...lol... i remember the first time i jerked my piggy bank around and could not get them pennies out...lol..i put it back,, than i decided to give it a second chance. LOL~ Than i settled for the second option. I dropped it on the floor and Oops!!! IT BROKE! I'm very glad you found out that spoons WILL DO"... hope you tossed that plastic in the recycling bin... I'm being silly in my comment. The whole time I knew what you were doing.. LMFAO...PD