Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

My Time of the Month

Once put my nightie on back to front
Kept backing into walls, what a big dunce
Faced away from the table
Tried to eat, wasn't able
Then wifey asked, “is this your time of the month?”

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Darlene De Beaulieu November 17, 2016 at 3:08 PM Jack your poem made me laugh.That felt so good. Hugs Jack Ellison November 17, 2016 at 8:38 PM Real happy to hear it dear Darlene!!! Come again won't you!!! Love Jack xxx

Lim'Rik Flats November 17, 2016 at 7:50 AM When Jackson gets his periodical//his faculties take sabbatical//Couldn't eat?//Please repeat//I doubt that such is possible! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! minus two degrees here this morn - ugh! Colder than your house, Santa! Jack Ellison November 17, 2016 at 8:12 AM Thought you'd like to know... temps here for the next 3 days, 52F, 63F, 54F!!!!! Going out in a short sleeve shirt!!! YEE HAW! GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!

Alexis Y. November 17, 2016 at 7:28 AM Hi Jack, I must say your title alone caught my attention. Lol! This is funny. Great imagery. You are good at the limerick form. You have a witty sense of humor. I enjoyed the read this fine morning:-) Alexis Jack Ellison November 17, 2016 at 8:13 AM Good morning, my dear Alexis!!! Caught ya eh!!! LOL YOU ARE SWEET!!! Love, Jack xxx