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My Time of the Month

Once put my nightie on back to front Kept backing into walls, what a big dunce Faced away from the table Tried to eat, wasn't able Then wifey asked, “is this your time of the month © Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

Date: 12/1/2015 4:13:00 PM

LimmerJack it's always your time of month... To do with those words a rollicking dump-th... They never freeze up like an old sump pump-th... Hey! You started this- you sweet old grump-th... So you better get up and start to jump-th... Too much coffee here, you son of a gun-th...

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/2/2015 7:52:00 AM

You've been visiting John John a lot!!! It's rubbing off! LOL xoxox

Tim Smith

Date: 11/30/2015 4:37:00 PM

Your feminine side was shining through...doing things backwards was all new to you...your wires were crossed...masculinity lost...now put on your trousers if you still have a clue

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/30/2015 4:43:00 PM

My feminine side? LOL I'm ALL male to the core even wearing a sheer nighty!!!

Theresa Cw

Date: 11/30/2015 3:58:00 PM

hahaha!! Sure did get a laugh at this one, thought Jan's comment was priceless and your comeback statement brought on more laughter.... Have a great week ahead dearest Jack, oh it looks like John needs to have a shave.... just had to add that... many hugs Theresa

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/30/2015 4:41:00 PM

SHE'S B-A-C-K!!!!!! What a wolf that guy John John is, eh!!! (in sheep's clothing, methinks!!!!) Sweet love to you my dear Theresa!!! xox

Jan Allison

Date: 11/30/2015 11:23:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) bet you look flighty in your sheer lacy nighty lol:-0 hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/30/2015 11:36:00 AM

It's beyond description!!!! Style Magazine keep bugging to model their latest stuff! Keep telling them, they can't afford me!!!! Love, Jackson!!! xox