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My Time of the Month

Once put my nightie on back to front
Kept backing into walls, what a big dunce
Faced away from the table
Tried to eat, wasn't able
Then wifey asked, “is this your time of the month


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

December 1, 2015 at 4:13 PM

LimmerJack it's always your time of month... To do with those words a rollicking dump-th... They never freeze up like an old sump pump-th... Hey! You started this- you sweet old grump-th... So you better get up and start to jump-th... Too much coffee here, you son of a gun-th...

Jack Ellison

December 2, 2015 at 7:52 AM

You've been visiting John John a lot!!! It's rubbing off! LOL xoxox

Tim Smith

November 30, 2015 at 4:37 PM

Your feminine side was shining through...doing things backwards was all new to you...your wires were crossed...masculinity lost...now put on your trousers if you still have a clue

Jack Ellison

November 30, 2015 at 4:43 PM

My feminine side? LOL I'm ALL male to the core even wearing a sheer nighty!!!

Theresa Cw

November 30, 2015 at 3:58 PM

hahaha!! Sure did get a laugh at this one, thought Jan's comment was priceless and your comeback statement brought on more laughter.... Have a great week ahead dearest Jack, oh it looks like John needs to have a shave.... just had to add that... many hugs Theresa

Jack Ellison

November 30, 2015 at 4:41 PM

SHE'S B-A-C-K!!!!!! What a wolf that guy John John is, eh!!! (in sheep's clothing, methinks!!!!) Sweet love to you my dear Theresa!!! xox