My Sweet Camel Toe, Where'D You Go

Where'd you go?
oh where did you go
my precious camel toe?

played me like a fiddle
with your bubbly middle
you're such a skanky hoe
but I love you so
camel toe
camel toe

we had magic
we had fire
purple sweatpants my desire
come back camel toe

victory! camel toe
you're the villain 
you're the winner
with your puffy 
wedgied center

camel toe
camel toe

you're my sassy hoe
you're my Christmas snow
gone like cold wind blows
with your return
my member grows

I miss my camel toe
baby 
where'd you go?
sweaty sweetie 
camel toe

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 4/20/2012 9:42:00 PM
lmao... always entertaining....i luv it.... smiles chiquita
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Date: 4/17/2012 4:26:00 PM
So your feet are that ugly? ha ha...I love your wondrous humor, DOMO! ONly you,,,,,,only YOU!,,,,Like my son used to say when he was 2,,,do it again, mom!! So do another!!! Gwendolen
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Date: 4/17/2012 2:01:00 AM
Only you JLS, aka Mr. Roboto, could get away with this one. I like seeing that some men and women alike enjoy the read. You're nuts over the camel toe. Or under. I don't know which. But it was a fun read. Naughty but fun. Rockman :-)
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Date: 4/16/2012 10:43:00 PM
hahaha, I got an even bigger kick seeing a few people down here that did not know what camel toe was!!! If they only knew! you are a hoot, rootie toot toot.
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Date: 4/16/2012 5:26:00 AM
Funny read! You have pushed the envelope to its edge with this one!
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Date: 4/16/2012 3:01:00 AM
What to heck is a camel toe? lol, anyways I like the flow, Oh I get it, bad boy!!
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Date: 4/14/2012 6:23:00 PM
Nice funny poem. You made my day my friend. Keep up the good job. Ernilando
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Date: 4/14/2012 11:12:00 AM
You got me laughing aloud here, Joey ^_^, hahaha! This is such a foot, I mean, hoot, it's a-toe-rable! Oh no, I am soo corny :D...Haha, shucks, how I hope your sweaty sweetie comes clip clopping back to you ^_^ Ok this may sound crazy but upon reading your first stanza, I suddenly had that Last Kiss song going through my head--and it's still stuck there :D. Thanks for the laughs! :D
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Date: 4/14/2012 5:14:00 AM
I'm shaking my head!!! Wow!!! This is definitely for the guys..I'm still trying to figure out how you pulled this one out...good one!! Only You sir!!
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Date: 4/14/2012 12:50:00 AM
funny poem well done! refreshing way to write about someone you love. very much enjoyed this. another please!
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Date: 4/13/2012 11:19:00 PM
All I can say my Florida friend is how can I not laugh at this one?? Of course my husband laughed louder...definitely one for the guys. Enjoy your weekend...
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Date: 4/13/2012 6:59:00 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha! OMG, I can't believe the awesome humor here! I love this poem so much, it got me right there on the funny bone! I think this write to be stupendous and tremendous! I really enjoyed your poem that I have read this evening! Great Work!!
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Date: 4/13/2012 6:14:00 PM
lol this one is articulate indeed.
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Date: 4/13/2012 4:05:00 PM
OMG!!! Hahahahahaha...ha Have you been singing that song?
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