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My Poetic Assault (SLAM)

A woman's scream was the only sound, and so I rightfully put on my crown. Like a dream, P.D. lasted 11 rounds, but has finally been knocked down..... Sidney you fought a good fight, but the crown has always belonged to me! You're a poetic parasite, and have no business calling your write's poetry!! I have a slithering tongue, sending poetic orgasms throughout your mind. My words will have you sprung, giving you back spasms as I make love to you from behind! My word-play is sicker than bird flu, having you beg for a shot of antidote. I'm branded on your heart like a tattoo, pouring poetic anthrax down your throat! You had your chance at romance, but had a fear for my love's atmosphere. I gave you love in advance, but thanks a lot, you wanted no Lancelot, So bleep you Guinevere! A sick fate, you chose Nate over a poetic heavyweight, so I'll be seeing you later. Checkmate, your poetry I've come to annihilate, destroying you like a terminator! So as I raise the title high above my head for all Poetry Soup to see; A poetic bloodshed it will be, if another poet wants to slam with me!!! *My fellow poets, i hope you enjoyed this fun write. I love you guys at the soup, but it's time you guys recognized the slam champ;) "The Poetic Warlock"

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Date: 8/6/2010 1:21:00 PM
lol.funny, & a real awesome slam. ~Always
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Date: 8/4/2010 9:01:00 PM
uh oh lol this is great XD
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