Dan Kearley Poet Rhyme

My Outhouse

Welcome to my outhouse
My humble little abode
Just four walls with a couple of holes
That help with the ca-mode

Always something to read
Or a word search to be done
May write some words on the wall
To read later for a little fun

So sorry about the smell
But this is where the business gets done
I'll kindly sprinkle some lime down later
If I haven't got the runs

At night with candles lit
The aroma is not so bad
It's really not a bad place to sh%t
But the cold seat always makes me so mad

When your time in here is through
Leave the door hang open wide
For it's easier to release the smell from in here
If it's not always boxed up inside




Danny Boy:2-12-13

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Skat A August 16, 2015 at 12:59 AM Dan, Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soup's home page :). **SKAT**

Gerald Kithinji September 16, 2013 at 8:37 AM The small place that does the greatest job! Doubly sanitized, feels good.

Poet Destroyer A May 26, 2013 at 9:05 PM How are you Dan, haven't seen you around... xox~ Linda

Anne-Lise Andresen February 13, 2013 at 2:34 AM Is there seat for two or even more ....... lol .... funny Dan! - oxox f.e.f. // Anne-Lise :))

Poet Destroyer A February 12, 2013 at 10:10 PM ha ha... Well, i confess, i know and grew up around these... We lived way out in the country.. 40 miles away from any major towns. and yes, the smell... I think this is why i still have the habit of going outside when I have tooo take care of .... LOL...JK... about going outside to take care of my business. ..enjoyed~ LINDA

Bethany St John February 12, 2013 at 6:35 PM haha! made me chuckle :)

Donna Jones February 12, 2013 at 4:21 PM Coming from one who grew up with one of these I can appreciate these lines......very nice Dan Kearley February 12, 2013 at 4:25 PM Hahaha...So you know what that cold seat feels like then.. :o) Ha ha..Thanks for taking the time to read it,and for the comments. :o)