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Inspired having read Arthur Vaso's poem Christmas Dinner

My new year's resolution is I’m going to get thinner So I purchased a 'Weightwatchers’ meal as a TV dinner When I looked at the ingredients I discovered it’s a racket There is more nutritional value if had I eaten the blinking packet! 25th December 2014

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Caleah Buil

Date: 1/5/2015 1:06:00 PM

HA!!! This is too cute!! I love the humor in this and your tone. So lighthearted. Do watch out for those ingredients! Not everything is "natural" or "organic" nowadays. This poem brought a smile to my face. Great write. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2015 1:51:00 PM

Thanks Caleah I try to write with humour as much as possible - I have never been on a diet in my life lol its just a fun write:-) Hugs jan xx

Carmen Sunshine

Date: 12/26/2014 7:43:00 PM

Love it !

Jan Allison
Date: 12/26/2014 7:44:00 PM

Thanks :-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/26/2014 3:07:00 PM

How come my comment dissapeared. I think PoetrySoup is having glitches. I love this poem, A Fav!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/26/2014 4:23:00 PM

I never saw a previous comment - maybe it was so tasty someone ate it:-) Hugs jan xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 12/26/2014 11:09:00 AM

lol.....I had those swanson dinners before....no taste....never wanted to try weight watchers....hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 12/26/2014 11:12:00 AM

LOL I've tried the weightwatchers as a quick snack meal :-( not the best lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/26/2014 12:58:00 AM

and the taste is no better than a blinking packet either. GOOD ONE, Jan!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/26/2014 3:32:00 AM

Exactly lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/26/2014 12:58:00 AM

oh funny, I just saw terry basically said same thing I said!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/26/2014 3:31:00 AM

LOl:-) Hugs Jan xx

Terry O'Leary

Date: 12/25/2014 6:25:00 PM

very funny (the packet would also taste better...)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2014 6:30:00 PM

I agree - I think it would! Hugs Jan xxx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/25/2014 6:20:00 PM

ha! very clever, jan! thanks for the chuckle...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2014 6:21:00 PM

Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs jan xxx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/25/2014 5:47:00 PM

hahahahaha, now thats funny, are trying to cheer me up?

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2014 5:53:00 PM

Aww better send you extra big Arthur to cheer us both up :-) - I will be having my family Christmas dinner as I went to hospice to see dad - I was allowed to have a dinner even though they said yesterday they would only cater for 2 family members:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/25/2014 4:50:00 PM

Great humour, Jan. Pls make a resolution that you will always keep your witty side in good working order; as to getting thinner...forget it...you're great as you are!:) hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2014 5:39:00 PM

Aww thanks Paul ***blushes*** - In reality I have never made a new year's resolution and never been on a diet:-) hugs Jan xxx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/25/2014 2:20:00 PM

what a gas... no need for a new year goal, jan.. have a great holiday!.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2014 2:57:00 PM

Thanks Nette glad you enjoyed my silly write - in reality I never make resolutions and I have never been on a diet in my life!

John Monteblanco

Date: 12/25/2014 12:45:00 PM

This is funny. Great piece

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2014 2:57:00 PM

Thanks John:-) Hugs jan xx