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My New Year's Resolution

My new year's resolution is I’m going to get thinner
So I purchased  a 'Weightwatchers’ meal as a  TV dinner
When I looked at the ingredients I discovered it’s a racket
There is more nutritional value if had I eaten the blinking packet!

25th December 2014

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Caleah Buil Date: 1/5/2015 1:06:00 PM HA!!! This is too cute!! I love the humor in this and your tone. So lighthearted. Do watch out for those ingredients! Not everything is "natural" or "organic" nowadays. This poem brought a smile to my face. Great write. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/5/2015 1:51:00 PM Thanks Caleah I try to write with humour as much as possible - I have never been on a diet in my life lol its just a fun write:-) Hugs jan xx

Carmen Sunshine Date: 12/26/2014 7:43:00 PM Love it ! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2014 7:44:00 PM Thanks :-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 12/26/2014 3:07:00 PM How come my comment dissapeared. I think PoetrySoup is having glitches. I love this poem, A Fav! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2014 4:23:00 PM I never saw a previous comment - maybe it was so tasty someone ate it:-) Hugs jan xxx

Tim Smith Date: 12/26/2014 11:09:00 AM lol.....I had those swanson dinners before....no taste....never wanted to try weight watchers....hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2014 11:12:00 AM LOL I've tried the weightwatchers as a quick snack meal :-( not the best lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/26/2014 12:58:00 AM and the taste is no better than a blinking packet either. GOOD ONE, Jan!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2014 3:32:00 AM Exactly lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/26/2014 12:58:00 AM oh funny, I just saw terry basically said same thing I said!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/26/2014 3:31:00 AM LOl:-) Hugs Jan xx

Terry O'Leary Date: 12/25/2014 6:25:00 PM very funny (the packet would also taste better...) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2014 6:30:00 PM I agree - I think it would! Hugs Jan xxx

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/25/2014 6:20:00 PM ha! very clever, jan! thanks for the chuckle... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2014 6:21:00 PM Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs jan xxx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/25/2014 5:47:00 PM hahahahaha, now thats funny, are trying to cheer me up? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2014 5:53:00 PM Aww better send you extra big Arthur to cheer us both up :-) - I will be having my family Christmas dinner as I went to hospice to see dad - I was allowed to have a dinner even though they said yesterday they would only cater for 2 family members:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 12/25/2014 4:50:00 PM Great humour, Jan. Pls make a resolution that you will always keep your witty side in good working order; as to getting thinner...forget it...you're great as you are!:) hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2014 5:39:00 PM Aww thanks Paul ***blushes*** - In reality I have never made a new year's resolution and never been on a diet:-) hugs Jan xxx

Nette Onclaud Date: 12/25/2014 2:20:00 PM what a gas... no need for a new year goal, jan.. have a great holiday!.. huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2014 2:57:00 PM Thanks Nette glad you enjoyed my silly write - in reality I never make resolutions and I have never been on a diet in my life!

John Monteblanco Date: 12/25/2014 12:45:00 PM This is funny. Great piece Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/25/2014 2:57:00 PM Thanks John:-) Hugs jan xx