My Mother-In-Laws Job

My mother-in-law has a job 
And it's very important, indeed 
It takes a special kind 
Or is it special breed? 

The job she does is necessary 
To everyone who eats 
She has the market cornered 
For no one else competes 

She's kinda like a security guard 
Tho, she never makes much money 
She does her job, rain or shine 
But prefers it to be sunny 

She doesn't really like it much 
And, sometimes, she wants to quit 
But I'll always just remind her 
That no one else can do it 

She just hates the funny hat 
And the clothes we make her wear 
We tell her it's part of her job 
But she doesn't seem to care 

She says It feels like prison 
But she'll never get a pardon 
For she's the best we've ever found 
To be the scarecrow in our garden
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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April 6, 2010 at 3:04 PM
I almost doubled over laughing. Befitting of my queen.
Taylor Avatar
April 2, 2010 at 2:31 PM
Very funny. Scoring more points with the mother-in-law, Larry?
Johnson Avatar
April 1, 2010 at 9:35 AM
I hope she has a sense of humor or you will be out there with her. Joyce
Green Avatar
April 1, 2010 at 7:49 AM
Reading something by you is definitely the way to begin the day- hopefully the cheer will stick.
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April 1, 2010 at 7:47 AM
LOL- You are so mean! Great one!
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