My Momma Always Told Me

My mother always told me ~ "If your head wasn't attached, you'd lose that too" Throughout my life, I was born to lose Ever since I was able to walk; in shoes At two years old, I lost my first toy My momaa told me- "That's because you're a boy" At three years old, I lost my first truck My dadda told me- "You lost it...you're sh-t out a luck" At five years old, I lost my first tooth My brudder told me- "You look like a doof!" At ten years old, I lost my first bike My sisster told me- "To go take a hike" At twenty years old, I lost my first job My uncoo'l told me- "Can't you find something to rob" At thirty years old, I lost my first wife The preachaman told me- "To go get a new life" At sixty years old, I'd lost my mind (If all my loses were in a box full of loses) Ya wanna know, what would be the first, I would hope to find Sorry, too much time has been bought I think I lost my thought