My Mamma Didn'T Raise No Fool

I played monopoly with my friend, Joe With his siblings...Jack, Jackie, and Jerro I have never been beat'n They all claimed I was cheat'n When I purchased the space that said "GO" I played poker and ante'd my blind Bet money on a good hand- to find I won a pocket full of cash Then, I bolted in a flash When they saw I had five-of-a-kind From the looks that they had on their faces When I X'd all the squares in wrong places When I played Tic-Tac-Toe I got three In-A-Row 'Cause I X'd all but two of the spaces